10/09/2026
Extra large danishes. Not a typo.
These things are the size of your whole morning plan. Flaky layers, cream cheese that actually shows up, fruit that didn’t phone it in. One danish. Three or four people if you’re feeling generous. One person if you’re not.
Come get one before we decide “extra large” was a mistake and start acting normal again.
Maple Valley. Grab it while it’s still bigger than your coffee.