Treehouse Cafe

Treehouse Cafe Locally owned café & diner serving down home American comfort food in a laid back rustic environment.
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We are officially posting today to put some of the rumors to bed.Yes, some seriously tasty bacon—and other highly desira...
08/26/2026

We are officially posting today to put some of the rumors to bed.
Yes, some seriously tasty bacon—and other highly desirable meat products—were taken, eaten, or have simply disappeared. This much is partially true.

Currently, the hungry folks of Fish Creek PD are looking into the matter.
YES! We still have enough bacon for an over-portioned lunch shift, so please quit calling about it.

Allegations of a suspect BLACK CAT known as Tha Montgomery Panther seem highly unlikely as they would have to traverse quite a distance to get to Magnolia and maneuvered past our security tortoises that stay on the job 24x7

This serious matter is currently under investigation. Security cam footage are simply suspects and no critter is proven guilty at this time. If you have any information that may lead to apprehension of a Bacon Burger or and dbl stack BLT, stop in at Treehouse Cafe 12202 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX and see what's making you're critters GO WILD, better Get Ya SOme!

I’m cooking right now. 🥓👮‍♂️
Case status: Still Delicious.

🖍️ We often (a couple of times at least, anyway) hand the kiddos a couple of crayons and ask them what they thought abou...
07/26/2026

🖍️ We often (a couple of times at least, anyway) hand the kiddos a couple of crayons and ask them what they thought about Treehouse Cafe. We can't always read their handwriting, but here's our best interpretation of some of the more... legible masterpieces.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Millie Jo, Age 7 – Magnolia
"I told my little brother not to tell secrets to his taco... because it'll spill the beans."

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Sadie, Age 6 – Conroe
"I asked if they had gummy bears. Daddy said, 'Only if they lose their teeth.' I laughed so hard I snorted... and sweet tea came out my nose!"

⭐️
Ryan, Age 4 – Cut and Shoot
"I like turtles."
Honestly... that's all the review we needed. 🐢❤️

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Gracie Mae, Age 5 – Magnolia
"The chicken tenders were crispy. I tried to share one with a turtle. Daddy said turtles don't eat chicken strips. I still think that turtle wanted one."

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Emma Kate, Age 6 – The Woodlands
"I love pancakes with a face."
Simple. Honest. Powerful. 🥞😂
Well... there ya have it, folks. Straight from the possible placemats of babes. ❤️

They say the truth comes from the mouths of children, and around here we're pretty sure it also comes in crayon, with syrup on the corners and a few of our own silly treehouse funnies mixed in.
Come make some memories at Treehouse Cafe—where the kids color, the turtles wait patiently for visitors, and sometimes the best reviews are written in backwards letters, misspelled words, and big imaginations. 🌳

What's the funniest thing about a 12 & Under Kids Menu?The 12-year-old is thinking, "Is there seconds?" while the UNDER ...
07/13/2026

What's the funniest thing about a 12 & Under Kids Menu?

The 12-year-old is thinking, "Is there seconds?" while the UNDER is wondering if they can trade their broccoli for fries. Some just play with the fries the whole time. 😂

Truth is, a lot of kids' meals just aren't STRONG enough. And don't forget... today's 10-year-old is more than capable of leaving a STRONG Google review.

We figured if we're going to have a Kids Menu, it deserves the same thought and care as everything else on our menu. Maybe just a few less vegetables. 😉

That's why our 12 & Under menu is made to be STRONG—big enough to satisfy the older kids while still being a favorite for the little ones. We spend our time trying to blow the socks off every 12-year-old who walks through our doors.

So the next time you're searching for a restaurant near me, remember this...

Treehouse Cafe's Kids Menu is STRONG!

fyi-The tomato in tha photo is not a garnish or side, she tossed it, despite it's fresh goodness....
Getcha Some!

Treehouse is open as usual. We are not closing. Our landlord is just selling the property. You can still come getcha som...
07/01/2026

Treehouse is open as usual. We are not closing. Our landlord is just selling the property. You can still come getcha some.

Y'all ever take the whole family clubbin' on a Tuesday afternoon?Now before somebody calls Grandma and starts a prayer c...
06/23/2026

Y'all ever take the whole family clubbin' on a Tuesday afternoon?

Now before somebody calls Grandma and starts a prayer chain, hear us out...

The only club we're talking about is a fresh-made Club Sandwich stacked high with all the good stuff, served right here at Treehouse Cafe in Magnolia, Texas.

No bouncers.
No cover charge.
No flashing lights.

Just good food, sweet tea, friendly faces, and a place where bringing the kids clubbin' is actually encouraged.

So round up the family, grab a table, and come see what all the fuss is about. Join us with the whole family and experience the Magnolia treasure known as the Treehouse.

🇺🇸☕🌳 Freedom Tastes Pretty Good Around Here 🌳☕🇺🇸Now, we know a treehouse might not be the best place to watch a firework...
06/02/2026

🇺🇸☕🌳 Freedom Tastes Pretty Good Around Here 🌳☕🇺🇸

Now, we know a treehouse might not be the best place to watch a fireworks show, and breakfast or lunch isn't exactly prime time for bottle rockets...

But when you stop and think about it, freedom comes in all shapes and sizes.

At Treehouse Cafe, we celebrate freedom every day. The freedom to choose regular or decaf. The freedom to enjoy a hot cup of coffee or an ice-cold beer. The freedom to pick craft, domestic, or even foreign. The freedom to gather with family, friends, and neighbors right here in Magnolia.

That's one of the beautiful things about being an American — having choices and enjoying the simple pleasures that make life special.

So this July 4th season, come on by, pull up a chair, and get yourself a taste of freedom.

We'll have the coffee hot, the beer cold, and the hospitality waiting.

Happy Independence Day from all of us at Treehouse Cafe! 🇺🇸

This breakfast may or may not have a garnish… but it WILL be a full plate. 🥓🥞It won’t do magic tricks or make you questi...
05/20/2026

This breakfast may or may not have a garnish… but it WILL be a full plate. 🥓🥞

It won’t do magic tricks or make you question reality… although you MAY question why nobody made this for you growing up.

Possible side effects may include:
• Hunger satisfaction
• Sticky fingers
• Looking at everybody else’s plate with suspicion
• Protecting your syrup like personal property

And that whole “Made To Share” thing?
Yeah… that was mostly marketing.

I mean… I’m not saying NO.
But if you want a bite, you better ask nice. 😄

TREEHOUSE CAFE
Serving SIX pieces of Pancake Battered Bacon served with syrup.

One thing Treehouse Cafe brings to ALMOST every plate MOST the time that is really something special… 😄🌿Plate garnish.Ev...
05/15/2026

One thing Treehouse Cafe brings to ALMOST every plate MOST the time that is really something special… 😄🌿

Plate garnish.

Even your mom didn’t think of it every time. 😂🍽️

Address

12202 FM1488
Magnolia, TX
77354

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 3pm
Tuesday 8am - 3pm
Wednesday 8am - 8pm
Thursday 8am - 8pm
Friday 8am - 8pm
Saturday 8am - 8pm
Sunday 8am - 3pm

Telephone

(281) 259-7800

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