07/26/2026
🖍️ We often (a couple of times at least, anyway) hand the kiddos a couple of crayons and ask them what they thought about Treehouse Cafe. We can't always read their handwriting, but here's our best interpretation of some of the more... legible masterpieces.
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Millie Jo, Age 7 – Magnolia
"I told my little brother not to tell secrets to his taco... because it'll spill the beans."
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Sadie, Age 6 – Conroe
"I asked if they had gummy bears. Daddy said, 'Only if they lose their teeth.' I laughed so hard I snorted... and sweet tea came out my nose!"
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Ryan, Age 4 – Cut and Shoot
"I like turtles."
Honestly... that's all the review we needed. 🐢❤️
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Gracie Mae, Age 5 – Magnolia
"The chicken tenders were crispy. I tried to share one with a turtle. Daddy said turtles don't eat chicken strips. I still think that turtle wanted one."
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Emma Kate, Age 6 – The Woodlands
"I love pancakes with a face."
Simple. Honest. Powerful. 🥞😂
Well... there ya have it, folks. Straight from the possible placemats of babes. ❤️
They say the truth comes from the mouths of children, and around here we're pretty sure it also comes in crayon, with syrup on the corners and a few of our own silly treehouse funnies mixed in.
Come make some memories at Treehouse Cafe—where the kids color, the turtles wait patiently for visitors, and sometimes the best reviews are written in backwards letters, misspelled words, and big imaginations. 🌳