Crazy Train Bar

09/05/2026

There’s a new Margarita in town.
The Ghost Margarita: Ghost habanero reposado tequila, Grand Marnier orange liqueur, fresh orange and lime juice shaken with fresh jalapeños.

09/05/2026

It’s Ken’s birthday. “Go See Ken” tonight and wish her a happy birthday.

09/04/2026

Ok, its Friday! Come get your Jukebox Bingo on at 7PM. Then Saturday morning the Farmers Market is back, come get your fresh produce, honey, bread and more! Saturday Night come get your dance on with two bands. Opening for Sedated - The Ultimate Ramones Experience is Misfits Tribute 138-Revamp. If you like a little punk rock with your b**r, this nights for you. All food trucks open also, come visit:
La Casa De Las Carnitas
Meat Empire BBQ
Whatsyoursuperburger
Brothers Food Trucks

Sunday brings live music at 2PM with Co****le tourney at 4PM.

09/03/2026

09/03/2026

Stay golden Pony Boy.

09/02/2026

It’s DND night come join the adventure

🎲 ROLL FOR INITIATIVE... 🎲

Wednesday nights just got a serious upgrade at Crazy Train Food Park 🔥

Every Wednesday • 6PM ⚔️ Advanced + 🛡️ Beginner tables 🎨 Sip & Paint too!!

Fuel your campaign with SuperBurgers 🍔 (yes, we know the way to a hero's heart is through their stomach)

New menu drop: the Vienna Hot Dog 🌭 — adventure-approved

📍 38925 FM 1774, Magnolia TX 🔗 Link in bio to order

Tag your party below 👇 who's pulling up Wednesday?
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09/02/2026

Don’t forget, this Saturday is our farmers market. Kicks off at 9 AM. 

🌸🛍️ THIS SATURDAY! FARMERS MARKET TIME! 🛍️🌸

Mark your calendars because Be Someone Market is popping up THIS SATURDAY, September 5th from 9AM–1PM! 🎉

🛒 SHOPPERS — COME HUNGRY & READY TO SHOP!
Come support your local small businesses, grab something tasty, and discover your new favorite vendor! 💕

✨ VENDORS — WE STILL HAVE A FEW SPOTS OPEN! ✨
If you’ve been thinking about joining us, this is your sign! A few spots are still available for Saturday. 👀

📍 Crazy Train Bar
38925 FM-1774
Magnolia, TX 77355

⏰ 9AM–1PM

Bring your friends, bring the family, bring your shopping bags — and come Be Someone in your community! 💗

📲 Vendors: Text Katika at 832-436-7100

See y’all Saturday! 🛍️🌸✨

08/31/2026

This week at Crazy Train!

08/31/2026

Tonight is Mahjong Night. We will have the perfect size tables setup for you to play your games. Bring your mats and tiles and lets the the Mahjong on!
La Casa De Las Carnitas open tonight to serve you. It's Margarita Madness, all margaritas half off.

08/30/2026

Why does there have to be a summer in Houston? ugh.

08/30/2026

Great show by the Donovan Amaya Band last night. Loved the lights and effects they brought in and the cool sound.

Next up is Sedated - The Ultimate Ramones Experience with 138 Misfits Tribute 138-Revamp opening for them, show starts at 8PM on September 5th at 8PM. 2 Band night.

Today we have Co****le at 4PM, 11 registered so far, going to be a great game. All food trucks open and come see Nate Nelson Acoustic on the stage from 2-5PM.

08/29/2026

The Donovan Amaya band in sound check now. This is their last stop on a 6 month tour! 8-10 tonight on the Crazy Train stage.

08/29/2026

Every day!

08/29/2026

Our next market is September 5 if you know a vendor or if you are a vendor and want to join us contact Katika at Be Someone Market. 

✨🌾Our next Be Someone Market Farmers Market is coming up Saturday, September 5th! 🛍️🌻

And we’re looking for LOCAL VENDORS to join us! 🎉

If you make it, bake it, grow it, or sell something our community would love — we want you! ❤️

🥖 Homemade & baked goods
🥚 Farm fresh products
🍯 Local honey & canned goods
🌱 Plants & produce
🧶 Handmade & small businesses
🍴 Food & specialty vendors
✨ And more!

Come be part of a fun, family-friendly market and help us bring the community together! 🫶

📅 Saturday, September 5th from 9-1
📍 Crazy Train Bar
🛍️ Vendor spots are OPEN!

Interested in becoming a vendor? Text Katika at 832-436-7100 for vendor info & availability! 📲

Let’s make September’s market a GOOD one! 🌻🤎

08/29/2026

This is Mitchell, this gentleman built the tables at Crazy Train. He’s going through some health troubles so he’s down here tonight selling honey to help out. 3 pounds of raw honey for just $20. If you come to Crazy Train tonight, think about supporting Mitchell please. Thank you everybody.

08/28/2026

Looks like the rain is gone and and it’s a beautiful evening. This cooler weather cleared out the humidity. Jukebox bingo goes on at 7 PM as well as the Dolly Parton contest. 

08/28/2026

It's FRIYAY! Join us for Jukebox Bingo tonight at 7 and we are hosting a Dolly Parton look alike contest during Bingo. Come dressed as your best Dolly getup and win. All food trucks open tonight.

08/28/2026

Join us tomorrow night for the Dolly Parton look-alike contest. August 28.

08/27/2026

Get ready to unleash your inner Dolly Parton at Jukebox Bingo on Friday, August 28th! 💫 Come dressed in your most dazzling Dolly-inspired outfit and participate in our lookalike contest. 💃 Show us your sparkle! Winner receives a $25 gift card to Crazy Train, 2nd place gets a Crazy Train Tank Top, and 3rd place gets 2 drink tickets. 🎁

08/27/2026

Umm, Maybe?

08/27/2026

Tonight's Cash Bingo will feature rounds designed around Dolly Parton. Come celebrate Dolly and get your music on. Game starts at 7PM, just $5 per card, winner takes all.

Tomorrow night come dressed up and win the Dolly Parton contest. Show us what you got. Winner to receive a $25 gift card to Crazy Train, 2nd place gets a Crazy Train Tank Top and 3rd gets 2 drink tickets.

08/27/2026

Tonight we have a co****le tourney AND CASH Jukebox Bingo (Singo Bingo) at 7PM. On top of this Whatsyoursuperburger does their throwback Thursday specials. Come throw some bags, or win some cash and have a great burger while you do it.

⏪🍔 IT'S THROWBACK THURSDAY, MAGNOLIA! 🍔⏪

Remember when a quarter got you a piece of gum and a good time didn't cost a fortune? 😎 We're bringing those good ol' days back — every single Thursday at SuperBurger! 🙌

🎯 Bonus round: sign up for our CO****LE TOURNEY and stick around for JUKEBOX BINGO — yep, we're playing for cash! 💰🎶

No matter how you slice it… we're going back in time. ⏪✨

📍 38925 FM 1774, Magnolia, TX 📞 936-297-3071 💻 Order online: link in bio! 🚗 Also on DoorDash & Uber Eats

Tag your #1 throwback crew below and we'll see y'all Thursday! 👇🔥