02/28/2022
20 things bartenders hate 101
1. Dumb b!tches who are black-out drunk after 3 shots of “something fruity”
2. Snapping your about-to-be-broken fingers or slapping the bar top to get the bartenders attention.
3. The “Can I get 3 star fu***rs 2 green tea shots 1 fireball and 4 lemon drops!!” With 300 people in the bar, and gets upset when it takes 39 seconds to make. Also, it’s her birthday so she needs them at 12:00. It’s 11:58.
4. The “uhm, can I have 6 limes for my beer?” People.
5. People who think I’m going to stand there and wait for them to decide what they want while 7 other people are behind them. Don’t waste my time.
6. STOP setting your straws on my FU***NG bar. You couldn’t have said you didn’t want one.. WHEN I ASKED YOU? Are you 3?
7. No, I’m not letting you sample 7 beers so you can order a coors light like you always do.
8. People who can’t decide on a TV channel after asking us to change it 6 times, this isn’t your fu***ng living room.
9. No, you can’t sit at my bar and take up my stools and not order s**t.
10. The “I’ll make up for it next time baby!” Tippers.
11. No, you don’t drink all night for free for your birthday, so don’t ask every time you come up for a drink if “it’s on the house”
12. No I can’t make that one drink you had that one time at your lake house that was pink.
13. When you ask us to “make it strong” I’m charging you for a double. You’re not special, get over yourself Becky.
14. Women who trash the bathroom. (Like, what in the f**k are you doing in there? Just do your coke and leave Cindy) and stop throwing tampons in the fu***ng toilet.
15. Telling me “I’m a bartender too” and tries to give advice on something they know nothing out. Bartending at Applebee’s doesn’t make you a bartender, Brittneighh.
16. Tapping a keg at this party one time doesn’t make you a bartender.
17. IPA drinking hipsters in general. Yes, we know you think you’re a beer expert.
18. People who think it’s okay to reach over the bar and grab fruit. They’re not snacks, and you’re disgusting.
19. So, you’re 35 and have no I.D?! … what?
20. Last but not least, people who don’t tip. Stay the f**k home and drink while you hit on your wife instead of me you cheap bastard. It’s a good way to get ignored the next time you’re in there 🖕🏻🤙
