Showtime Deli

06/10/2026

What Jonathan Does on His Free Time ❄️🐻‍❄️👑

Most people spend their free time watching TV.

Jonathan spends his tracking down the legendary Showtime Polar Bear of the North Pole.

According to ancient deli folklore, this majestic creature appears only to those who have mastered the art of the perfect Reuben, flipped a thousand pancakes before sunrise, and delivered enough breakfast sandwiches to feed an entire kingdom.

Together, they roam the frozen tundra searching for the mythical Golden Bagel of Destiny, guarded by snow spirits and fueled by unlimited coffee.

Rumor has it the bear’s Showtime chain grants magical powers:
✨ Unlimited home fries
✨ Bottomless soup kettles
✨ Perfectly toasted rye bread
✨ The ability to make customers smile from miles away

Some call it a fairy tale.

At Showtime Deli, we call it just another day at the office.

🥪🐻‍❄️✨

06/10/2026

🎬 Today’s Feature Presentation:
“The Filet Mignon Philadelphia Story” — a blockbuster hoagie starring tender filet mignon, melted cheese, fresh tomato, and that signature Showtime flavor you can’t get anywhere else.

🍽️ Served with mac salad & pickle.
📍 Showtime Deli | 21905 Three Notch Rd, Lexington Park, MD
🎟️ Come hungry. Leave a fan.

06/08/2026

06/08/2026

🦖🥪 WHEN SHOWTIME DELI INVENTED THE LUNCH BREAK… 🥪🦖

Long before there were roads, cars, or even Monday mornings, Jonathan and Vonnie were already serving up legendary eats in the Jurassic era!

From riding pterodactyls across the prehistoric skies to walking a T-Rex before breakfast, these two knew one thing for sure: nobody works on an empty stomach.

🌭 Chili Cheese Dogs the size of a dinosaur bone
🥪 Italian Cold Cuts stacked higher than a Brontosaurus
🦖 Showtime-approved T-Rex security team
🐆 A jaguar rocking the Showtime chain
🔥 Fresh food served with prehistoric precision

Some say the dinosaurs went extinct because they couldn’t keep up with Showtime Deli’s breakfast and lunch specials.

Stop by today and see why we’ve been feeding hungry customers for over 65 million years!

📍 Showtime Deli – Lexington Park
⏰ Come hungry. Leave legendary.

06/08/2026

Get Back to the classics with our Overstuffed Pastrami on Rye — piled high with savory pastrami, melty Swiss, and that zingy deli mustard that’ll have you saying “I Want to Hold Your Sandwich!” 🥪💥

🎸 Served with our fab mac salad and a kosher pickle — it’s Something special.
🍪 Feeling like a Day Tripper? Grab a cookie and a cold fountain drink for the perfect summer bite!

📦 Dine in, take out, or Let It Be delivered via DoorDash 🚗💨
🌞 Now open Sundays! 8AM–1:30PM
📍 21905 Three Notch Rd, Lexington Park, MD 20653
📞 301.862.3354

06/07/2026

🏔️🥪 WE DID IT… SHOWTIME DELI HAS REACHED THE TOP OF THE WORLD! 🥪🏔️

After a long climb, a few wrong turns, and carrying enough pastrami to feed an expedition, Jonathan and Vonnie officially made it to the summit of Mount Everest! 🏔️

Along the way they picked up:
🐆 A jaguar
🐻‍❄️ A polar bear
🎸 A few legendary music lovers
🥪 Mountains of pastrami and steak & cheese

Because no matter where you are—from Lexington Park to the highest point on Earth—great food brings everyone together.

The only question is…

👉 Are you Team Pastrami or Team Steak & Cheese?

📍 Showtime Deli
21905 Three Notch Rd
Lexington Park, MD

06/07/2026

🐙🍳 GOOD MORNING, LP CITY! 🍳🐙

Jonathan is working harder than ever this morning—cooking breakfast with eight arms, taking calls, spinning basketballs, and making sure every plate comes out just right! 🏀📞🥞🍳

Whether you’re craving pancakes, eggs, home fries, bagels, omelets, or one of your Showtime favorites, we’ve got breakfast covered.

☀️ Join us this morning at Showtime Deli!
📍 21905 Three Notch Rd, Lexington Park
⏰ Open until 1:30 PM

Bring your appetite, your family, and your friends. We’ll handle the rest.

06/06/2026

🇫🇷🥪 SHOWTIME DELI GOES INTERNATIONAL! 🥪🇫🇷

What happens when Southern Maryland’s favorite deli lands in Paris?

Nancy grabs her fedora, puts on her gloves, and starts serving up Showtime favorites at the foot of the Eiffel Tower! 🍝🗼

The locals are smiling, the wine is flowing, Pepe Le Pew stopped by for lunch, and everyone agrees on one thing…

⭐ You Can’t Beat Our Meat! ⭐

From Lexington Park to Paris, great food, great people, and great service speak every language.

Stop by and see why Showtime Deli is world-famous… at least in our imagination! 😄

📍 Showtime Deli
21905 Three Notch Rd
Lexington Park, MD

📞 301-862-DELI

🇫🇷🥖🥪

06/06/2026

⚓️🦀☕️ FROM THE DECK OF THE SS SHOWTIME LP CITY ☕️🦀⚓️

Rumor has it the fishing wasn’t great today…

So Jackie fired up the slicer, Paul started mixing up a fresh batch of mac salad, a giant blue crab showed up for a bagel & lox, and an alien stopped by for a cup of Showtime coffee.

Just another normal day at Showtime Deli. 😆

Whether you’re human, crab, or visiting from another galaxy, we’ve got something on the menu for you!

🥯 Fresh Breakfast
🥪 Legendary Sandwiches
🥗 Homemade Sides
☕ Hot Coffee
😊 Good Friends & Good Times

Stop by and see what everyone’s talking about!

📍 Showtime Deli
21905 Three Notch Rd
Lexington Park, MD

“You Can’t Beat Our Meat!”

🦀🚤☕️👽

06/06/2026

⚡🥪 88 MPH TO FLAVOR! 🥪⚡

Great Scott! Doc Brown and Marty McFly just traveled through time and landed at Showtime Deli!

The mission? To make sure the future is stocked with:
✅ Legendary Steak & Cheese Subs
✅ Mile-High Reubens
✅ Fresh Breakfast Favorites
✅ The best deli sandwiches in Southern Maryland

Rumor has it they fueled the DeLorean with corned beef, pastrami, and a side of home fries. Once they hit 88 MPH, they discovered what we’ve known all along…

You can’t beat our meat!

Whether you’re from the past, present, or future, make Showtime Deli your next stop.

📍 21905 Three Notch Road, Lexington Park
🥪 Breakfast & Lunch Served Fresh Daily
🚀 Time travelers welcome