08/29/2026
Come see us at Bigfoot Fest at 120 E Court St Marion on August 29, brought to you by The Parlor Car. Come grab some of our exclusive Bigfoot evidence collection. Enjoy flavors such as Bigfoot’s Breath and Yeti Spaghetti. Can’t decide? Grab a Sasquatch Sampler! The proof is in the pasta!
🚨 BIGFOOT EVIDENCE HAS BEEN FOUND. 🚨
Something strange has been lurking around the Back Porch Pantry… and just in time for Bigfoot Fest, we’ve collected the evidence. 👣🌲
Introducing our limited-edition BIGFOOT EVIDENCE COLLECTION — handcrafted artisan pasta inspired by the creatures, clues, and questionable sightings of the Appalachian woods.
👣 BIGFOOT BREATH
Garlic Pasta — choose your shape
Evidence suggests he definitely skipped the mouthwash.
🌿 SWAMP SQUATCH
Spinach Pasta — choose your shape
Green, wild, and fresh from the swamp.
🍄 BIGFOOT BEARD
Porcini Mushroom Fusilli
Twisted, shaggy, and suspiciously tasty.
❄️ YETI SPAGHETTI
Classic Spaghetti
Pale, elusive, and best served hot.
🌲 SQUATCH LOCKS
Porcini Mushroom Mafaldine
Long, wavy locks with earthy woodland flavor.
🩸 BEETFOOT
Beet Pasta — choose your shape
Those red tracks in the woods? We have an explanation… maybe.
❄️ YETI
Classic Pasta — choose your shape
No footprints required.
🔎 EVIDENCE WILL BE AVAILABLE AT BIGFOOT FEST
Quantities will be limited, so stop by Back Porch Pantry and collect your evidence before Bigfoot takes it back into the woods. 👣🍝
Come hungry. Leave a believer.