The Office Neighborhood Pub

06/24/2026

🚨 HELP WANTED: COOK 🚨

The Office Neighborhood Pub

We’re looking for a cook…

Not a professional vaper.
Not someone who yells “86!” because they’re too lazy to walk to the cooler.
Not someone who thinks prep is optional and cleaning is someone else’s job.

We need someone who understands:

🔥 Prep doesn’t magically do itself.
🔥 “Good enough” isn’t on our menu.
🔥 If you wouldn’t eat it… don’t serve it.
🔥 Every plate leaving that window has YOUR name all over it.

Requirements:

* Show up. (We’re already ahead of half the applicants.)
* Actually care about the food you send out.
* Know the difference between “busy” and “making excuses.”
* Don’t act personally victimized every time the ticket printer makes a sound.
* Be able to survive a rush without disappearing into the walk-in for 20 minutes.

If your cooking philosophy is:

“Eh… they’ll eat it.”

Please save us both the time.

If you take pride in your food, hustle when it’s busy, and understand that customers are paying for more than “close enough”…

Come see us. We’d love to meet you.

The Office Neighborhood Pub

“We don’t expect perfection. We do expect you to give a damn.” 🍔🔥

06/15/2026

🍔 SMASH BURGER MONDAY 🍔

Why meal prep when you can make questionable life choices with a smash burger instead? 😏

🔥 Smash Burgers starting at just $4!
🍟 Add your favorite side.
🍺 Pair it with an ice-cold drink.
😌 Ignore your responsibilities until Tuesday.

📍 The Office Neighborhood Pub

Because therapy is expensive, but burgers starting at $4 are not. 🍔🍻

06/10/2026

Logboat Garden Club THC has been out of stock for what feels like 84 years and a government conspiracy… but the wait was worth it because GRAPE AND ORANGE good, and they came back with a HAPPY BONUS FLAVOR.

GRAPEFRUIT 👌🍊🌿✨

🍇 Grapefruit THC-Infused Sparkling Soda
✅ 5mg THC
✅ Refreshing AF
✅ Doesn’t taste like you’re chewing on a lawnmower full of h**p
✅ Gives “floating through life unbothered” vibes

10/10 RECOMMEND.
Would absolutely buy again, again, again! Getcha some , before the rest of us feral Garden Club fans clear them out again. 😂🥤🌿

06/06/2026

Mother Nature says 80% chance of rain.

We say 100% chance of fun. 🍻

💰 Xtreme Bar Bingo • 2 PM
🎱 Win up to $5,000 + prizes
🎲 LEFT RIGHT CENTER WILD immediately following

The Office Neighborhood Pub
Where bad weather meets bad decisions. 😉

06/05/2026

06/01/2026

Warning: Side effects of today’s special may include burger cravings, beer consumption, and suddenly forgetting what you were supposed to do after work. 🍔🍻 Smash Burgers starting at $4 and Happy Hour specials waiting for you at The Office

05/29/2026

Cloudy.
Windy.
Slight chance of hearing a 47-year-old dad absolutely DESTROY a Journey song.

🎤 Karaoke at The Office starts at 8 PM.

Forecast calls for cold drinks, bad decisions, and standing ovations that may or may not be deserved. 🍻😂