Allegedly Absurd Bakery

10/16/2026

We are down to 3 loaves of sourdough left for the weekend. (10/17)
Be sure to get your pre orders in.

10/15/2026

Cue the background noises while we make things.

10/14/2026

We will have these 2 beauties this weekend! Maple Pecan Mini Loaf and our Sourdough Bread. As well as our Chocolate Chip Cookies and Long John’s.
Don’t forget to get your pre orders in before Friday at 5pm.

10/13/2026

This week we will have a Cinnamon Sugar Long John! We’ve had multiple people suggest this one!
Pre orders are now open as well!

10/12/2026

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Get the weekly menu delivered straight to your inbox and/or phone How it works: Menu drops on Monday night. Pre-orders close at 5:00 PM sharp. Pick up: Saturday morning at 711 N Main Street, Janesville, MN 56048 from 8-10 am

10/10/2026

We will not have anything extra to sell this morning.
I had issues with the dough (I rolled it to thick) and beef tallow, meaning a lot of the donuts were under done.
All pre orders have been filled, but that’s all we will have for today (Saturday 10/10)

10/09/2026

All of our sourdough is sold out for the weekend!

10/07/2026

Pre orders are in full swing for this weekend.
Try our 2 new items.
Maple Pecan Mini Loaf
Long John with Apple C***r Frosting.
See you Saturday!

To pre order
Send us a message on Facebook or a text to 507-370-7205 with the items you want. We’ll send you a Venmo link so they are prepaid before Friday at 5pm.
Pre orders close at 5pm on Friday.

10/06/2026

Pre-orders are now open for the week! Our menu for the week includes a Long John topped with apple c***r frosting and a Maple Pecan Mini Loaf.
Pre-orders close at 5pm on Friday.
To pre order, send us a message on Facebook or send a text to Dylan at 507-379-7205.
Include the items you would like and how many.
All pre orders need to be pre paid before 5pm Friday.
See you this weekend!

10/05/2026

Last week we added our Sourdough Sandwich Load to our menu. It sure is beautiful!
What do you think, should we keep it around full time?