Cheeky Bastards - British Restaurant & Tea Room

08/25/2026

One more quiet day before we start feeding you lot again.

We’re back tomorrow for lunch and dinner, and the fish & chips will be waiting.

Proper British food, cold pints, and a much better reason to get out of the house.

Wednesday through Saturday.

Grab a table at https://www.cbindy.com/

08/19/2026

NEW THIS SATURDAY: BENNY AND THE JETS

We figured Eggs Benedict needed to be a little more British.

So we put black pudding and Branston pickle on toasted crumpets, topped them with poached eggs and absolutely smothered the lot in hollandaise.

Meet Benny and the Jets.

Making its brunch debut this Saturday at Cheeky Bastards.

Saturday Brunch | 8am–1pm

Benny and the Jets takes the stage Saturday — reserve your table now. https://www.cbindy.com/

07/24/2026

A proper fry-up shouldn’t be limited to breakfast hours.

Our Full English is served all day, with eggs, bangers, bacon, beans, mushrooms, tomato, toast and all the good stuff that makes a British breakfast worth craving at any hour.

Feeling especially hungry? Go for the Full Monty, with your choice of black or white pudding plus Bubble & Squeak.

And yes, we’re going to say it: black pudding is the best part. Rich, savoury, crisp around the edges and completely misunderstood by anyone who hasn’t tried it properly.

Come hungry!

07/17/2026

Round two is ready!

After the first batch sold out, we got back to work.

The Damn Bloody Good Bloody Mary Mix is back on the shelf today. House-made, small batch, and made with Guinness and Marmite reduction.

It’s bold. It’s savory. It’s properly Cheeky.

If you missed the first batch, don’t wait too long on this one!

07/11/2026

We didn't expect this... but our first batch of The Damn Bloody Good Bloody sold out.

Thank you to everyone who picked up a bottle. We're already working on the next batch.

If you haven't tried it yet, keep an eye on our page—we'll let you know as soon as it's back in stock.

07/11/2026

Every family's got one.

Our Lil' Bastard Onesie is made for the tiniest member of the Cheeky Bastards crew. Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a laugh, it's perfect for family dinners, baby photos, or introducing the next generation to proper British food.

Because it's never too early to be a little cheeky.

Browse our full collection of Cheeky Bastards shirts, mugs, hats, gifts, and more at:

https://www.cbindy.com/merch

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07/10/2026

Cheeky Bastards’ Damn Bloody Good Bloody Mary Mix is officially bottled. Small batch, house-made, and made with Guinness and Marmite reduction. 32 oz bottles available now.

07/04/2026

Scaling new heights for proper British food...

07/02/2026

As a reminder of that time the British graciously allowed the colonials to govern themselves, Cheeky Bastards will be closing at 6pm this Saturday, July 4th.

We feel it’s only right to give our staff the evening off to celebrate the colonies doing… whatever it is they do with fireworks and grilled meats and possibly a mild rebellion.

Open regular hours until 6pm.

06/17/2026

No better way to spend a rainy Wednesday than watching England vs. Croatia in the while enjoying our signature, Damn Bloody Good Bloody Mary! Cheers!