06/13/2026
Rain.
More rain.
Followed by a strong chance of even more freaking rain.
As an outdoor restaurant, we’d like to formally announce that we’re absolutely sick of it.
So we’re coping the only way we know how:
🍕‼️ $12 one-topping pizzas until 2:00 or until we run out of dough, patience, or both. ‼️🍕
And before anyone asks: we will be CLOSED tonight. The forecast looks like garbage, we’re tired of pretending to be optimistic, and we’d rather get everyone home safely before Mother Nature starts acting feral again.
Come eat lunch. Then go home and hate-watch the radar with the rest of us.