08/17/2026
How does an Eskimo build a house? Igloos it together
Why did Dad burn the Hawaiian Pizza? He should have used Aloha temperature
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sour pus
What did the police say to his belly button? You're under a vest
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here I'm going on a head
I have a joke about pizza... but it's too cheesy
I'll be here all week!