The Meatball Mafia

08/13/2026

Hello Mafiosos! One of our two pizza ovens is down (and can’t be fixed until next week sometime), so if you’re going to the last celebration at the station tonight, consider a sub if you’re super hungry and can’t wait! If you are dead set on some Youngstown pizza, just be prepared to wait. Get your order in, go grab a beer and enjoy the show. We’ll buzz you when it’s ready!

Thank you for understanding, and be nice to my gang tonight ❤️🤌
-Robert

08/11/2026

Hello Mafiosos! Super great weather today, am I right? Lots of places lost power, but we didn’t!
🍕Open until 8
🚣‍♀️Delivery available at www.meatballmafia.com
📲Pickup or preorder by texting 614-564-7251

06/17/2026

6 years of slingin pizzas and rolling meatballs in Hilliard! We haven’t raised our meatball prices since that first meatball bowl.
Because of insane beef prices (and the rising costs of, well, everything), we’ll have to raise our prices on those hand made meatballs soon. For now, thank you for 6 years at the Crooked Can and enjoy the pandemic era pricing while it lasts!

06/01/2026

Hello Mafiosos! Summer is officially here. The kids are done with school. Celebration at the Station starts this Thursday. Changes are coming to the mafia.
But I’ll take a minute and post about my favorite summer pizza, the Brine! Garlic oil, pickles, and house made ranch🥒
Yes, I understand the Italians of Italy are pi**ed.
No, I do not care what they think, because I’m Italian American🤌

05/03/2026

Hello Mafiosos! Look at this beaut🤌
⛱️It’s a beautiful day, the pies are slingin, and the meatballs are calling your name!
We’ll see you today from 11am-7pm
Summer hours start Sunday 5/10 when we get all our college kids back. We can’t wait to get the gang back together so we can fulfill those Mafia cravings

Want to preorder for pickup?
📲Text 614-564-7251
🚗Delivery available at www.themeatballmafia.com

05/03/2026

Hello mafiosos! Just wanted to give an update on why we close at 7 on some days and 8 on the others. Currently we have 6 people (who all live in Hilliard) working for a 7 day operation. I’m trying not to overwork them too much. We’re waiting on our college kids to come back as we haven’t had any high school applicants this season (first time since 2021).
Please. Do not give us bad reviews because we closed at the stated time. These reviews last a lifetime.
The kids will be trickling back in the next few weeks and we’ll extend the hours to 8 and 9.
And if you know Heather Lindsay, kindly ask her to delete this review.

04/17/2026

04/17/2026

Hello Mafiosos. The post I’m about to make brings me great embarrassment as a resident of Hilliard. Recently my staff has experienced abusive behavior from minors ordering from us. Everything from chanting “NO TIP!” to saying directly disgusting things to my staff. Heading into the summer months I want to make it perfectly clear this will NOT be tolerated, and we reserve the right to refuse service to ANYONE we deem to be a prick. Have a conversation with your children about what public behavior is, and what common decency is as well.
Enjoy the weather. Enjoy the pizza.
-Robert