10/17/2026
The Bear-Proof Bear Mystery š»
This morning, one of our garbage cans was missing.
Not a little can. Not a flimsy plastic bin with dreams bigger than its budget. A huge, brand-new, reinforced, bear-proof garbage canāalmost as tall as I am, heavy enough to make you reconsider your life choices, and built like it expected a bear to come along and challenge it personally.
It had been safely inside its special bear-proof enclosure.
And then, sometime during the night, something came along and took it into the woods.
I wish I were exaggerating.
We found the can split down the middle, the lid torn off, and the whole thing looking as if it had been dragged away, jumped on, wrestled to the ground, and finally dismissed as a worthy opponent. The can was reinforced. The bear, apparently, had other plans.
I always knew bears were strong. I just didnāt realize one could treat a giant, loaded garbage can like a slipper and take it for a little walk in the forest.
And arenāt they supposed to be sleepy by now? This one seems to have had an extremely productive night.
Our business camera canāt see that far into the woods, which is heartbreaking. I would love to know what happened out there. Was it one enormous bear? A team of bears with excellent coordination? One bear the size of a car, carrying our garbage can off like a picnic basket?
We may never know.
So please be careful: bear-proof clearly does not mean bear-impossible. Tonight, Iāll be looking at our remaining garbage cans with a lot more respect.
And I would love to send these photos to the company and ask, āJust curiousāwhat exactly is covered by the warranty when the bear takes the can into the woods and wins?ā
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