07/04/2026
🎇 Blackwater is CLOSED for the 4th of July!🎇
Today’s agenda:
🍔 Eat until your jeans file for divorce.
🍺 Hydrate… responsibly.
🧨 Ignore anyone who says, “I saw this on TikTok.”
🚑 Try not to become the reason the ER is busy.
If you leave the day with all ten fingers and both eyebrows… we’d call that a successful Fourth of July.
We’ll be back after America has finished celebrating. Have a safe and happy Fourth! 🇺🇸