Calhoun’s Thirsty Farmer

09/16/2026

09/12/2026

🌶️🍹 SPICY MARGARITA, ANYONE?

Come see your girl Amanda behind the bar and let me make you something with a little kick and a whole lotta attitude. 😏🔥
Sweet. Tangy. Spicy. Just like your favorite bartender. 😉
Come get your fix at Calhoun’s Thirsty Farmer.

09/12/2026

🍎 CARBLISS APPLE HAS LANDED! 🍎

Looking for something crisp, cold & dangerously easy to drink? 👀
Our Carbliss Apple drinks are here and they’re bringing ALL the fall vibes! 🍏
✨ Crisp apple flavor
✨ Light & refreshing
✨ Perfectly chilled
✨ Only 5% ABV
Come grab one, kick back, and let amanda handle the rest. 😏🍎
Come get your fix at Calhoun’s Thirsty Farmer! 🖤

09/11/2026

WOWWW, y’all! 😳🔥 Amanda & Eva have been in the kitchen COOKIN’ UP A LITTLE SOMETHIN’ and they understood the assignment!
Come see what the girls cooked up at the Thirsty Farmer today! 👀👇

🍋 HOMEMADE LEMONADE SHAKE-UPS — customize it YOUR way with all kinds of flavors!
And if you’re feeling a little extra… SPIKE THAT BABY WITH TITO’S. 😜

🌭 Homemade corn dogs
🍟 Homemade loaded curly fries
🤤 And these FUNNEL CAKE FRIES?! Come on now…

The Thirsty Farmer is smelling so dang good, y’all better quit scrolling and COME GET YOUR FAIR FOOD FIX! 😂
Amanda & Eva said, “Oh, you want fair food? HOLD MY APRON.” 😏🔥
Come hungry. Leave happy. And maybe a little boozy. 🍋😉

09/11/2026

Hi y’all Calhoun and surrounding counties! Just a reminder of our specials for this week! Also it’s Fair Friday today for those who can’t make it to the fair!!! We have something for everyone!

Last, we will be CLOSED Sunday so that our staff can enjoy the fair with their families!

See everyone soon!

09/10/2026

🎡🍋 FAIR FRIDAY IS COMING TO THE FARMER!

Why fight the fair crowds when you can get your fair food fix right here?! 👀🤤

We’re bringing all the fair favorites to Calhoun’s Thirsty Farmer this Friday!

🎠 FAIR FRIDAY SPECIALS 🎠
🌭 Corn Dogs
🍟 Loaded Curly Fries — b**r cheese & bacon
🍰 Funnel Cake Fries — powdered sugar & all the good stuff
🥨 Loaded Pretzel Sticks
🐟 Buffalo Fish Sandwiches
🍋 Fresh Lemonade Shake-Ups

Come hungry, bring your crew, and skip the fair food lines! 😂

All the fair food. None of the fair crowds. 🎡❤️

📍 Calhoun’s Thirsty Farmer

And to our beloved elders who have a little more difficulty getting out and about, this one’s especially for YOU. 🖤 We know the crowds, walking and long lines aren’t always easy, so we wanted to bring a little taste of the fair to you!