06/11/2026
**UPDATE** HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL! **UPDATE**
🚨 THE GREAT PLANT ESCAPE: AN AUDACIOUS HEIST 🚨
The Crime of the Century (or at least the last two weeks):
We were heartbroken to announce that our beloved green team member, Henry, has been rustled. Yes, you read that correctly. Someone pulled off a late-night plant-napping right under our noses. If you haven't seen it, here's a link to the original plant-nappers https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1GCZWRczbZ/
We waited. We watched the mailbox. We braced ourselves for a poorly clipped ransom note made of magazine letters demanding premium fertilizer and a south-facing window. But alas... silence. No demands have been made. Henry is officially off the grid.
🌱THE PLOT TWIST: ENTER HENRIETTA (OR HENRY II, IF YOU PREFER) 🌱
Just when we were about to accept a bleak, less-oxygenated future, a hero emerged from the foliage.
Our absolutely wonderful neighbors over at Quad's Garden heard about our tragic loss and refused to let us stare and mourn the empty spot where Henry once sat. With unmatched kindness, they have thoughtfully donated... Henrietta!
Henrietta is currently settling into her new domain. She has big leaves to fill, but she’s already bringing that vibrant, non-stolen energy we so desperately needed.
A massive, heartfelt thank you to Quad's Garden in Troutdale for reminding us that for every plant-snatcher out there, there’s an amazing neighbor ready to help us regrow.
If you can, please support such wonderful people and a great local business!
Swing by to pay your respects to the memory of Henry, and give a warm welcome to Henrietta. (And to whoever has Henry I: we hope you remember to water him on Tuesdays.)
Goodnight y’all and always remember to secure your greenery!
