Bites and Bottles NV

10/14/2026

Hello, W**esday! Stop by Bites and Bottles for a glass of w**e, a charcuterie board or a panini, and some good company.

A little heads-up: we’ll be CLOSED October 23–30 while we head out hunting. Come see us before we trade the w**e glasses for binoculars!

Hopefully we come back with more than stories!

10/13/2026

Have you marked your calendars? You won't want to miss this year's ride. A giant thank you to the participating businesses making this another memorable one. And remember, all proceeds benefit City of Fallon Animal Shelter.
Make sure to thank the following businesses:
The Bookish Meeple
Rush Coffee Co.
Rhythm Tap House
Bites and Bottles NV
Cranberry Cottage
P’s & Q’s Tavern
Maine Street Cigar Company
Stone Cabin Coffee
Bayou Bites Fallon NV
The Grid Fallon

10/10/2026

Amazing couple stopped in last week. Thank you guy's, this is absolutely wonderful!!!

10/08/2026

🍷 Happy Hour at Bites and Bottles!
Tuesday–Friday • 4–6 PM

$2 off all w**e glasses
$2 off meads & Thirst Trap cocktails
$1 off b**r, Avid c***r & West Peak cocktails

Meanwhile, someone on Instagram asked, “¿Dónde está Cliff?” Apparently our missing doorstop has gone international.

Any further sightings, please report to Bites and Bottles. We’re collecting evidence from 4–6. 🍻

10/07/2026

Wednesday: too late to fix Monday, too early to blame Friday.

Come see us at Bites and Bottles—w**e, good bites, and questionable advice available today.

10/03/2026

Great friends in the house tonight! Good company, plenty of laughs, and a few stories fit for public consumption. 🍻 Thanks for spending your evening with us at Bites and Bottles!

10/02/2026

Profanity and GF w**e Triples today and tomorrow!

Taste our Profanity or GF w**e Red, Cab Sauv, and Sweet White, then enjoy a full pour of your favorite—all for $15!

🚨 CLIFF WATCH: NEW SIGHTING 🚨
Cliff was last seen at the Lucky Spur Saloon in Kingston, reportedly headed north toward Wild Horse.

We’re concerned. Cliff does not swim well. His technique is essentially “straight to the bottom.”

He’s four inches tall, has no arms, and apparently thinks he’s on a damn road trip.

If spotted, tell him we miss him and his position at Bites and Bottles is… being held.

Do NOT mention Cliff II. He’s “temporary coverage.” No need for a rocky reunion.

Cliff… phone home. And stay out of the water.

Open 12-8 at 65 S Maine St...get out and enjoy the weather!

09/30/2026

🚨 UPDATE: CLIFF II HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING 🚨

Cliff is still missing, but a wonderful couple just brought us a hand-painted replacement—complete with a face and his name: Cliff II!

Our newest employee looks like he’s already tired of everyone’s nonsense. Naturally, we hired him immediately.

Qualifications:
✅ Solid references
✅ Works for zero pay
✅ Will hold the door for anyone
✅ Already blue about the disappearance of his predecessor

A huge thank-you to the thoughtful couple at Refractive error who gave us a laugh and our door a new best friend. You folks ROCK!

The search for original Cliff continues. His position is being held open. So is the door.

Open today from 12-6 at 65 S Maine St---stop in and say hello to Cliff II!

09/29/2026

🚨 APB: MISSING ROCK — ANSWERS TO “CLIFF” 🚨

Someone stole our trusty doorstop from Bites and Bottles—and the neighboring business’s rock, too. We suspect organized crime. Possibly a landscaping cartel.

Description: About 4 inches tall. Solid build. Quiet. Last seen holding the front door open, as he has faithfully done without ever requesting a raise.

We would like Cliff returned. He’s a valued employee, and frankly, we’re having trouble filling his position.

Please return both rocks to their posts. No questions asked. We just want this family back together.

Cliff, if you’re reading this: stay strong. Don’t crack under pressure.

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Open today 12-6 at 65 S Maine St.

09/27/2026