07/11/2025
Tomorrow is going to be a SPLASH! Come join the fun!
🚨 WARNING: EXTREME SLIPPERY FUN AHEAD! 🚨
KDSS is back at it bringing the GIANT SLIP 'N SLIDE to Broadbent Park and you're invited to slide into summer like a pro penguin on a sugar rush! 🐧💦 it's going to be a soaking good time! 💦🛝
📍Location: Broadbent Park
🕑 Time: 2:00 PM sharp (fashionably wet is still on time)
📅 Dates to get soaked:
➡️ July 12
➡️ July 26
➡️ August 9
➡️ August 23
🏄♀️ Perfect for kids, adults, and anyone brave enough to throw themselves down a giant sheet of water-covered plastic with zero regrets.
And just to prepare your soul (and tailbone), here are a few important life mottos you’ll need:
💦 “Slip happens.”
💦 “Wipeouts welcome. Dignity optional.”
💦 “Run. Slide. Scream. Repeat.”
💦 “This is what dreams (and minor bruises) are made of.”
💦 “If you’re not drenched, you’re doing it wrong.”
💦 “One small slip for man, one giant slide for mankind.”
💦 “Powered by gravity and questionable decisions.”
💦 “Built for kids, conquered by adults with no shame.”
So come cool off, show off your best belly flop, and slide like your summer depends on it. Because let’s be honest......it kinda does. 😎💧