Pink Flamingo

09/02/2026

🏃‍♂️🦩 LINCOLN HAS SPOKEN. 🦩🏃‍♂️

And apparently he’s running the place now. 😂

Lincoln says EVERYONE needs to RUN to Pink Flamingo!
Not walk. Not “maybe later.” RUN. 💨

Grab a loaded tea, dirty soda, Dirty Bull, coffee, cakesickle, ice cream… whatever makes your little heart happy. Lincoln clearly has excellent taste. 😎

🦩 Pink Flamingo
📍 702 Roseport Rd., Elwood, KS

If Lincoln can make it here, so can you. 😂🩷

09/02/2026

🚨 FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK: QUIT. OVERPAYING. FOR. LOADED. TEAS. 🚨

If you’re handing over $10, $12 or $15 for a loaded tea, at this point we have questions. 😂

Our 32oz Halloween Loaded Teas are $5.

Yep. FIVE DOLLARS.

👻 Ghost Rider is the bougie one at $6.

And they ALL have:

⚡ 298mg caffeine
🔥 4 calories
💪 1 carb
🚫 ZERO sugar

So what exactly are y’all paying extra for elsewhere?
The cup? The ice? The privilege of being overcharged? 💀

Stop acting like a loaded tea needs a financing plan.

$5. 32oz. 298mg caffeine.

Quit overpaying.

🦩 GET LOADED AT PINK FLAMINGO.

09/02/2026

🥟🍓✨ MYSTERY DUMPLINGS HAVE ARRIVED AT PINK FLAMINGO! ✨🍓🥟

Meet our brand-new STRAWBERRY Mystery Dumpling Cake Pops! 💕🍰

Each adorable little dumpling is strawberry flavored, comes tucked inside its OWN MINI STEAMER, and you won’t know which color you got until you open it! 👀🌈

But hiding somewhere in the bunch is one VERY special dumpling…

✨🥟 THE GOLD GLITTER MYSTERY DUMPLING! 🥟✨

🏆 Find the GOLD GLITTER DUMPLING and you WIN a $5 Pink Flamingo Gift Card! 🦩💵

And because apparently we live in a time where we have to clarify this… 😂

📸 YES, THESE ARE OUR ACTUAL PICTURES!
These are the REAL Mystery Dumpling Cake Pops made right here at Pink Flamingo, not AI-generated pictures. They really are this stinkin’ cute. 🥹🥟💕

🍓 Strawberry flavored
🥟 Handmade at Pink Flamingo
🎁 Comes in its own mini steamer
🌈 Mystery color inside
✨ Find the GOLD GLITTER dumpling
💵 Win a $5 Pink Flamingo Gift Card!

It’s basically a mystery blind bag, except you get to eat it. Clearly humanity has finally improved upon something. 😂

📍 Pink Flamingo | 702 Roseport Road, Elwood, KS

🥟🦩 Come pick your Mystery Dumpling and see who finds the GOLD! ✨

09/02/2026

09/01/2026

🦩 LET’S HURT SOME FEELINGS WITH FACTS. 🦩

If you’re paying $8, $10 or MORE for a loaded tea because somebody gave it a cute name and handed it to you in a fancy cup…

Baby. 😬

WHY?!

Pink Flamingo is NOT an MLM. We don’t need an upline, a downline, a recruitment speech or a monthly order to make you a loaded tea. 😂

What we DO have is a 32 oz Loaded Tea with:

⚡ 298 mg of caffeine
🔥 4 calories
🙌 1 carb
🚫 ZERO sugar
🥤 32 ounces
💰 STARTING AT $4.50

And that other place?

They can dress it up, give it a fancy name and charge whatever they want…

BUT THEY CAN’T BEAT OUR PRICE OR OUR NUTRITION FACTS. 💅

Don’t take our word for it.

COMPARE THE LABELS.
COMPARE THE SIZE.
COMPARE THE PRICE.

We’re not scared of a little side-by-side. 😘

Because paying double or triple doesn’t make your tea healthier.

It just makes it more expensive. 😂

🦩 GET LOADED AT PINK FLAMINGO.
Where the tea is loaded… not the price.

📍 702 Roseport Road • Elwood, KS
📞 816-951-2545

08/31/2026

🚨 $2 TUESDAY IS TOMORROW! 🚨

Don't wait until tomorrow morning when everyone else decides they *absolutely* need a loaded tea at the exact same time. 😅 Get your order in **TODAY** and beat the rush!

💲 **$2 OFF ALL LOADED TEAS**
✅ Includes our **Dry Loaded Teas** (the perfect time to stock up!)
❌ Excludes canned teas

Our Dry Loaded Teas are great to keep at home, take to work, pack for trips, or have on hand whenever you need a boost. With over 50 flavors, now's the best day to fill your stash and save!

📱 Message us, call us, or text us today to get on tomorrow's schedule.

🦩 FREE delivery in Elwood & Wathena
🚗 $5 delivery to most surrounding areas

Skip the last-minute rush, save some money, and let tomorrow's version of you thank today's version of you. 💗

08/31/2026

🚨👻🎃 IT’S OFFICIALLY HALLOWEEN AT PINK FLAMINGO! 🎃👻🚨

TODAY. IS. THE. DAY. 🙌🦩

We have been waiting for this and the Halloween takeover is FINALLY HERE! 💀🕷️🧙‍♀️

🎃 NEW HALLOWEEN LOADED TEAS
👻 NEW HALLOWEEN DIRTY SODAS
⚡ NEW HALLOWEEN DIRTY BULLS
☕ NEW FALL COFFEES

The spooky cups are out. The fall flavors are flowing. The caffeine is caffeinating. And Pink Flamingo has officially entered its FAVORITE season. 🦩🖤💜🧡

If you’ve been waiting for your favorite Halloween teas to come back… THEY’RE HERE.

If you’ve been craving pumpkin, caramel, chocolate and all those cozy fall coffee flavors… THEY’RE HERE.

If you just want something ridiculously fun to drink because Monday had the nerve to show up again… WE’VE GOT YOU. 😂

🕸️ Halloween Loaded Teas
🎃 Fall Coffees
👻 Dirty Sodas
⚡ Dirty Bulls
🦩 And a whole lot of Pink Flamingo chaos!

COME GET SPOOKY WITH US! 💀🎃

📍 Pink Flamingo • Elwood, KS

👇 MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:
What are you trying FIRST?! 👻☕⚡🎃

Tag your caffeine partner and get yourselves to Pink Flamingo TODAY! 🦩💗

08/30/2026

🚨👻🎃 STOP EVERYTHING… HALLOWEEN HAS OFFICIALLY TAKEN OVER PINK FLAMINGO!!! 🎃👻🚨

🦩💀 THE WAIT IS OVER! 💀🦩

We have been mixing, creating, taste-testing and getting ALL the spooky things ready… and they are FINALLY HERE!

👻🎃 OUR HALLOWEEN & FALL LINEUP HAS OFFICIALLY DROPPED! 🎃👻

🧪 NEW Halloween Loaded Teas
☕🍂 Fall Coffees
🥤👻 Halloween Dirty Sodas
⚡🎃 Halloween Dirty Bulls

The flavors are WILD.
The drinks are SPOOKY.
The caffeine is CAFFEINING. 😂⚡
And Pink Flamingo has officially entered its FAVORITE time of the year!

🕷️🕸️🎃👻💀🧙‍♀️

Come grab an old favorite or be brave and try something NEW… because there are WAY too many good ones to choose just one!

📍 PINK FLAMINGO
702 Roseport Rd • Elwood, KS

🦩 TAG YOUR SPOOKY DRINK CREW!
👻 SHARE THIS POST!
🎃 THEN GET YOUR BUTT TO THE FLAMINGO!

HALLOWEEN IS HEREEEEEEE!!! 👻🎃💀🦩

LET THE SPOOKY SIPPING BEGIN! 🧪⚡🖤