09/23/2026
🎃 GOOD MORNING, MY CLUCKERS!
For those of you who have been to our Halloween parties over the last four years, you know I LOVE HALLOWEEN. And you also know I basically invite the entire world. 😂 I don’t care who you are—if you show up, come have fun, get scared, and enjoy Halloween with us!
Unfortunately, I’m sad to say that we will NOT be putting up our huge Halloween display this year. 😭 Between being in Florida for part of October and now having to get a new roof thanks to that lovely storm, it just isn’t going to happen.
And because I apparently have ZERO self-control when Home Depot puts Halloween decorations out in JULY, I already bought FOUR brand-new animatronics on July 15. 🤦♀️😂 They are still brand new, unopened in their boxes, sitting in my garage waiting for a Halloween display that isn’t happening.
So… they need a new haunted home. 👻
I want to keep all four together and sell them as one package. I really don’t want to nickel-and-dime them individually and deal with selling four separate animatronics.
I’m taking $400 OFF what I paid for all four combined. I paid $1200.
I have the receipts to prove exactly what I paid, and two of them are already extremely hard to find.
I’m not desperate to sell them. If they sell, GREAT! If they don’t, GREAT! I’ll drag their asses downstairs to join the other 50 freaking animatronics already living in my basement. 😂☠️
But I would much rather give somebody a hell of a deal and see all four actually get put up and enjoyed this Halloween instead of sitting in boxes.
I’ll post pictures and details of all four on my page.
And whoever buys them, just know there’s a very good chance I’m going to drive by your house in October to make sure my babies are being properly displayed. 😂🎃👻
Happy Halloween, my Cluckers! Even if my yard has to sit this one out this year. 🐔🎃
