Cooter’s Coffee

Cooter’s Coffee Dubuque’s #1 spot for freshly brewed memes. Fictional cat cafe.

Idk who posted this in the group chat, but this is a violation of code, and absolutely is NOT permitted in our store 😤-a...
06/16/2025

Idk who posted this in the group chat, but this is a violation of code, and absolutely is NOT permitted in our store 😤

-agnes 🔮 ✨ 🐈‍⬛

Potential new secret menu item? 🤔
05/30/2025

Potential new secret menu item? 🤔

05/29/2025

Some people think making cheese curds is about temperature, but WE know It’s a combination of intention and the light of the full moon.

✨ Today’s drink special ✨

Lunar Hot Chocolate

A bewitching blend of:
Rich dark hot chocolate, slow-stirred with cinnamon, clove, and a hint of cayenne
Steamed oat milk
A cube of fresh white cheese, sourced from the farmers market.

Good morning, Dubuque! ☕️ We’ve repaired our machine more quickly than expected, so will be open today for our usual hou...
05/28/2025

Good morning, Dubuque! ☕️

We’ve repaired our machine more quickly than expected, so will be open today for our usual hours.

Cooter’s now offers free psychic readings with every large coffee! We may not be able to get a good pull of espresso without leaving some coffee grinds in your drink, but have realized this may have been a sign from the universe to help our customers face the day prepared by both caffiene AND intuition.

05/28/2025

To the customer who tried to pay for a large iced mocha with three Laundry Max Dubuque tokens and a gift card from the old K-Mart: we did consider it, because that’s the spirit of Cooter’s.

But then you broke our espresso machine in your attempt to “juice the beans” for yourself and the whole place reeks of burnt coffee and betrayal.

Cooter’s will be closed tomorrow while we fix our equipment.

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4825 Asbury Road
Dubuque, IA
52002

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