Legs and Breasts

05/25/2020

Cheeseandrice! This guy...well two secrets let out of the bag today kids. #1) Joe Oliveri’s youth serum now has a name. #2) Joe is a face model.

12/26/2019

Cheers to happy and safe holidays, spent in places you can find your inner child without even looking. Merry Xmas to all and to all a good night.

12/13/2019

Looking for that perfect match? Well look no further! I’m talking of course, about cold delicious beers , matched with hot delicious fried chicken food truck. Colorado’s only 100% gluten-free brewery and only 100% gf fried chicken food truck, guaranteed to hit it off every other Friday night. * girl, whiskey, Satanic small talk and group s*x not included *

11/27/2019

Who am I to judge? One of mine is attached with zip ties. Rock on sir.

11/23/2019

I never put my name on my mailbox but somehow people always know this one is mine. It appears that the storm held up the men of Marvel long enough for their arch enemy, Junk Mail Man to strike, even slipping past a ninja! Get over it Comcast, our relationship is over. There is nothing you have to offer that will make me take you back.

10/31/2019

Same post from yesterday but it was supposed to be with this video instead of the picture. https://www.instagram.com/p/B3UlhQElaUU/?igshid=qgbpb9zgt378 Hard to say if my neighbor Aaron is a better mechanic or neighbor? Let’s just say he’s a great guy to have on the other side of the fence. He does top y work and having Sprouts Choppers in my back yard is priceless. Not many people can drop off everything on two or four wheels they need serviced without touching pavement or even a road. Blessed to ride through a hole in an old barb wire fence, about a quarter mile and into his shop. I never get out of second gear. Master of what runs on gas and goes faster, he has literally worked on everything I own that has an engine. From my dirt bike, the atv, this ‘82 Yamaha Virago he custom built, the tailgate on my pick up and the miracles he performed on my food truck, he can fix anything. You’d be hard pressed to find his quality of work or a more personal experience for maintenance, repairs or any custom work you can imagine. (And the bike is far from complete. The battery/entire wiring harness is happening this winter and much more.)This was just rigged so I could get a ride in while it was still perfect fall weather...it literally started snowing 20 minutes into my first ride! .com_

10/31/2019

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3UlhQElaUU/?igshid=qgbpb9zgt378 Hard to say if my neighbor Aaron is a better mechanic or neighbor? Let’s just say he’s a great guy to have on the other side of the fence. He does top y work and having Sprouts Choppers in my back yard is priceless. Not many people can drop off everything on two or four wheels they need serviced without touching pavement or even a road. Blessed to ride through a hole in an old barb wire fence, about a quarter mile and into his shop. I never get out of second gear. Master of what runs on gas and goes faster, he has literally worked on everything I own that has an engine. From my dirt bike, the atv, this ‘82 Yamaha Virago he custom built, the tailgate on my pick up and the miracles he performed on my food truck, he can fix anything. You’d be hard pressed to find his quality of work or a more personal experience for maintenance, repairs or any custom work you can imagine. (And the bike is far from complete. The battery/entire wiring harness is happening this winter and much more.)This was just rigged so I could get a ride in while it was still perfect fall weather...it literally started snowing 20 minutes into my first ride! .com_

10/29/2019

10/29/2019

Hard to say if my neighbor Aaron is a better mechanic or neighbor? Let’s just say he’s a great guy to have on the other side of the fence. He does top notch work and having Sprouts Choppers in my back yard is priceless. Not many people can drop off everything on two or four wheels they need serviced without touching pavement or even a road. Blessed to ride through a hole in an old barb wire fence, about a quarter mile and into his shop. I never get out of second gear. Master of what runs on gas and goes faster, he has literally worked on everything I own that has an engine. From my dirt bike, the atv, this ‘82 Yamaha Virago he custom built, the tailgate on my pick up and the miracles he performed on my food truck, he can fix anything. You’d be hard pressed to find his quality of work or a more personal experience for maintenance, repairs or any custom work you can imagine. (And the bike is far from complete. The battery/entire wiring harness is happening this winter and much more.)This was just rigged so I could get a ride in while it was still perfect fall weather...it literally started snowing 20 minutes into my first ride! .com_

10/29/2019

10/11/2019

This is either your moment of zen representation of what it’s like trying to pull out onto Hwy 285 on any given Sunday.

10/10/2019

I typically eat pretty healthy but damn if this isn’t amazing. Can you remember the last time you had a Grape Crush? I’m thinking at least 20? yrs for me. I let Mac talk me into them. He said they weren’t bad because they were “caffeine free”. That’s right Mac, caffeine free and only 43 grams of sugar per can, practically a “health drink”. I hope so because I just drank three.