10/02/2026
Famous last words every vendor fears...
“Hey! I was just wondering…”
or its equally terrifying cousin…
“Would you mind if we just add a few things..."
Because we all know there is absolutely NOTHING “just” about what comes next.
Add 12 people? Move the time? Change the entire menu? JUST one tiny little thing?
Ma’am. Respectfully. My eye is twitching.
It’s busy season. The kinda busy where I set alarms for bathroom breaks and lunch.
I love you. I really do. 💕 But if your email or text starts with any of these lines... just know I'm reading the rest with my eyes closed. 🙈