04/23/2026
🍺🇩🇪 HAPPY GERMAN BIER DAY, AMERICA! 🇩🇪🍺
From Those German Guys, reporting live from somewhere between “just one more” and “who took my pretzel.”
Today we celebrate the greatest invention in human history: German Bier.
Yes, the wheel was cool. Electricity? Fine. But in 1516, Bavaria gave the world the Reinheitsgebot—the Beer Purity Law—aka the moment humanity collectively said, “Ja, let’s get serious about this.”
Under this law, beer could only contain water, barley, and hops. Yeast wasn’t listed because, in true German fashion, they didn’t know it existed yet but were absolutely confident the beer would figure itself out.
And it did.
So today we raise a stein to:
🍺 The monks who brewed bier before breakfast
🍺 The Bavarians who made rules so strict even German moms said “calm down”
🍺 The Americans who now celebrate German Bier Day like it’s a national holiday
🍺 And YOU—our Prost‑Haus‑powered, stein‑holding, pretzel‑devouring crew
May your pours be tall, your lagers be crisp, and your decisions be… well… better than ours during Oktoberfest 2019.
PROST!
– Those German Guys 🍻🇩🇪
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