Cluck N Crank

06/07/2026

⚠️ FRIENDSHIP TEST ALERT ⚠️

You just got a FREE meal.

Now comes the hard part...

Who deserves it?

Because right now on Uber Eats, when you buy a Quick Stop 2-Piece Tender Meal, you get a second one FREE.

That's not a typo.
That's not "up to 50% off."
That's not "earn points for a future reward."

It's an entire second meal.

Each meal includes:
🍗 2 hand-breaded jumbo tenders
🍟 Seasoned fries
🥒 2 Pickle Bombs
🥤 A cold drink

So before you place that order, ask yourself:

Did they answer your text?
Did they send gas money?
Did they return your Tupperware?
Did they leave you on read for three days and suddenly need a favor?

The free meal should go to someone worthy.

Or keep both. We're not the chicken police. 🍗👮

📲 Order now on Uber Eats and DoorDash
🌐 CluckNCrank.com

Tag the person who THINKS they're getting the free meal. 😏

06/06/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

If you're paying full price for dinner tonight, that's between you and your financial advisor.

Meanwhile...

🔥 BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE on Uber Eats! 🔥

Order a Quick Stop 2-Piece Tender Meal and get a second one FREE.

That's:
🍗 2 hand-breaded jumbo tenders
🍟 Seasoned fries
🥒 2 Pickle Bombs
🥤 A cold drink

And then another whole meal for FREE because apparently we're making it way too easy for you.

Some restaurants give you a coupon.
Some give you a tiny sample.
We're over here handing out an entire second meal like it's no big deal.

Your move.

📲 Find us on Uber Eats and DoorDash
🌐 Order direct at CluckNCrank.com

Tell us: Are you sharing the free meal, or are you pulling the classic "This one's for tomorrow" lie before eating both tonight? 👀🍗

06/05/2026

🔥 BOGO on Uber Eats! 🔥

Buy ONE Quick Stop 2-Piece Tender Meal and get ONE FREE.

That means:
🍗 2 hand-breaded jumbo tenders
🥒 2 crispy Pickle Bombs
🍟 Seasoned fries
🥤 A cold drink
..and then you get a SECOND meal FREE.

That's twice the chicken, twice the fries, twice the Pickle Bombs, and twice the opportunity to pretend you're "saving it for later."

We've heard people pay full price for chicken elsewhere. We can't relate.

📲 Available ONLY on Uber Eats
🌐 Order direct anytime at CluckNCrank.com and DoorDash

Be honest:
Are you sharing the free meal, or are you ordering it under someone else's name so nobody asks questions? 👀🍗

06/04/2026

06/03/2026

🐔💢 LISTEN UP. 💢🐔

You could keep settling for sad, floppy chicken that tastes like disappointment and poor life choices...

OR you could order from Cluck N Crank.

Our hand-breaded JUMBO tenders aren't playing games:

🔥 The Quick Stop – 2 hand-breaded jumbo tenders
🔥 The 4-Way – 4 hand-breaded jumbo tenders
🔥 Full Throttle – 6 hand-breaded jumbo tenders

Every meal comes loaded with:
🥒 2 crispy Pickle Bombs
🍟 Seasoned fries
🥤 Your choice of drink
🔥 Your choice of Crank Sauce, Screamn Pickle Sauce, or Smoken Sauce

And because apparently some of you still need convincing...

🚨 UBER EATS DEAL 🚨
Buy ONE Quick Stop. Get ONE FREE.

That's right. Two meals. One price. The chicken practically throws itself at you.

So stop scrolling. Stop pretending you're cooking. Stop staring into the fridge hoping something magical appears.

🐔 Order now at cluckncrank.com
🚗 Also available on DoorDash & Uber Eats

The chicken is angry. The fryer is hot. Your dinner problem is solved.

🐔🔥💨

05/29/2026

05/28/2026

Fresh. Never frozen. Hand-breaded. Crispy panko crunch. Bold sauces.

Yeah…we take chicken tenders way more seriously than some people take relationships.

🔥 Signature Dijon blend
🍗 Fresh chicken tenders made daily
💣 Pickle Bombs
🍟 Seasoned fries
🥪 Sandwiches built for bad decisions

We’re takeout + delivery only—so yes, your cravings are now strictly a “show up at your door” situation.

Order now!
CluckNCrank.com
Now on Uber Eats, so let’s not pretend you weren’t already about to order.

What are you getting first?

05/26/2026

🚨ATTENTION TO EVERYONE WHO SAID “Y’ALL SHOULD BE ON UBER EATS”🚨

Happy now? 😌

Cluck N Crank is officially on Uber Eats. 🍗🔥

So yes, your tenders, seasoned fries, and tender sandwiches can now show up at your door without you having to leave the couch or pause your show for longer than 12 seconds. Truly groundbreaking stuff.

No cooking.
No dishes.
No pretending that bag of shredded cheese in your fridge is “dinner.” 🙃

Just open Uber Eats, search Cluck N Crank, and let the cravings win like they always do.

OR order directly at CluckNCrank.com because some of y’all “don’t trust apps” but somehow trust gas station sushi. 😭

And before somebody gets bold:
No, frozen nuggets at home are not the same thing. Please be serious.

05/22/2026

We’re live. Try to act surprised. 🐔🔥

Cluck N Crank is officially online and ready for orders. Crispy tenders, chicken sandwiches, and flavor that actually shows up to work.

Order now before your “I’ll cook tonight” lie gets out of hand.

🌐 cluckncrank.com

05/21/2026

Attention everyone who’s been lurking, asking, hinting, and basically harassing us for a going live date:

🐔 MAY 22. 5 PM. Cluck N Crank.

There. You happy? 😌

Make sure to come back and get crispy tenders, flavor-packed sandwiches, and food worth acting irrational over.