I Know A Guy Foods LLC

06/15/2026

Heads up, foodies! The Deli is taking a power nap on Monday, June 15th for some electrifying upgrades. But don't worry, we'll be back sizzling and ready to serve on June 16th from 6:00am to 3:00pm!

06/14/2026

06/14/2026

The deli will be closed on June 15 because we're giving our electrical system a defibrillator. We'll reopen on Tuesday with regular hours from 6:00 to 3:00. Note that cruise night is also taking a temporary detour.

05/10/2026

🚗✨ Cruise Nights are BACK at I Know A Guy!
Good weather is here, so let’s pretend we all suddenly maintain our vehicles.

Bring your ride — shiny, rusty, loud, quiet, fast, slow, or emotionally unstable.
Or just come stare at other people’s cars like you’re shopping for your next midlife crisis.

Mondays • May–Sept 4:00 - 8:00pm
(Weather permitting. Holidays excluded. Bad attitudes not allowed.)

No purchase necessary…
But please don’t roll up with food from elsewhere. My feelings can only take so much.

05/08/2026

So far our orange dreamsicle and Lewis Mills Mixer are the favorites, what’s your favorite combo?

05/07/2026

🌷 4 DAYS 🌷

We've started the countdown to our 2nd Annual Mother's Day Makers Market! Make plans to spend the afternoon with mom checking out the 40+ vendors with various handmade goods, local food, art, and more--hope to see you there!!

05/05/2026

DIRTY SODAS ARE HERE
And honestly? They’re changing lives.

It’s soda… but with cream… and flavor shots… and zero self-control.
One sip and suddenly you’re reorganizing your whole personality.

Come join the Dirty Soda cult.
We meet daily. At I Know A Guy.

05/05/2026

🌸 Mother’s Day is coming FAST
Friendly reminder: Do not make Mom cook.
She’s done enough. For decades. For free.

Pre‑order your Mother’s Day meal from I Know A Guy ASAP
before you end up serving her a panic‑salad and apologies.