10/16/2026
🐺 FRIDAY HOURS UPDATE 🐺
This is Grunt.
He doesn’t argue or bargain.
Clock hits 6:00pm Friday and he closes the gates like a bouncer at the end of the world.
New hours: 1–6pm Fridays.
All other days? Business as usual.
Why the hard stop?
Sun drops. Sabbath walks in.
Machines go silent, foot traffic respects rest days, and Grunt lets loose many happy grunts about getting to go home.
You might hear shofars.
You will not get “just one more.”
Happy Friday!
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