South Mouth Wings

South Mouth Wings Your Everyday Wing Destination South Mouth

Since the birth of the English language, the phrase “healing power” has been rampantly misused.

It is rumored that in Memphis, Tennessee, an exotic breed of chicken exists that possesses these particular qualities. The farm housing these majestic beasts is enclosed by canyon walls as tall as the eye can see and enshrouded by 360 degrees of mystical power. The only entrance is a cave behind a waterfall closely guarded by The MOAC (Mother of All Chickens). This fabled monster’s powers cannot b

e described in written text. The words do not exist. Thousands have attempted to bribe, bargain, and physically defeat the MOAC. Only two have succeeded, and you are here to reap their reward. While the MOAC still stands guard, every fortnight the victors make the arduous journey to the MOAC’s lair to retrieve these delicious chickens and bring them back to Boulder for your enjoyment. One might ask himself, “Why go through this trouble?” The only adequate answer would be “healing power.” These chickens are bred from mystery and magic. A lot of politicians, statesmen, and successful businessmen attribute their success to the deliciousness that is SOUTH MOUTH. These chickens are life changing to say the least, and to be able to benefit from their power is the only way to honor those who have tried to obtain it and failed.

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1650 Broadway Street
Boulder, CO
80302

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 11pm
Tuesday 11am - 11pm
Wednesday 11am - 11pm
Thursday 11am - 11pm
Friday 11am - 11pm
Saturday 11am - 11pm
Sunday 11am - 11pm

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(303)4422982

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