09/30/2026
There are 2 things which I need Y’all to believe right meow. That this b**r is not a tiny b**r, and that my hands are normal size hands.
But anyways, we at Here’s How Public House believe in the importance of La**rs. In an age of big crazy craft IPAs, we always wanna enjoy a good craft l***r. La**rs don’t try and overshadow whatever else it is you’re doing, they just wanna comfortably hold your hand.
Come in sometime and enjoy a L***r. They’re more than just the b**rs your grandpa drank. That doesn’t mean they’re not the b**rs your grandpa drank.
Come in with friends, or come in alone and play pinball. Or… come in with friends and play pinball. Then crush your friends at pinball, see them driven before you, and hear their lamentations as you dance the mamoushka.
Heres How we L***r!