Toms Burgers & Shakes

12/29/2024

Welcome to *Tom's Burgers n' Shakes*—where the food is always made fresh, unlike Tom's dreams of turning a profit. Step inside and savor the ambience: part cozy diner, part foreclosure waiting room.

Our burgers are so good, you’ll forget you’re the only customer here. I am heavily depressed. Each day my razor cuts get more and more vertical. I’m not sure what is worse, the pain of death, or the pain of waiting on it? And those shakes? So thick they might just outlast this business.

We promise a meal you’ll remember—because “last meals” tend to stick with you. So take a seat, enjoy the food, and help keep Tom’s creditors at bay, one bite at a time!

10/02/2023

Swivel on dis hoss

😆 I mean fair...

04/01/2023

🇲🇾 🇲🇾 🇲🇾 USA!!!!!!

To the family in the red SUV at Tim Horton's today,
Yes I am a big 280 lbs guy with motorcycles and full of tattoos, I am a welder, I am loud, I drink beer, I swear and I look like I would eat your soul if you stare at me wrong.
What you don't know is that I have been happily married for 11 years, my kids call me daddy, i am a college graduate, my mother is proud of me and tells everyone how lucky she is to have such a wonderful son, my nieces and nephews are always happy to see there m'noncl Luc, when my daughter broke her arm I cried more than she did. I read books, i help people, I go out of my way to thank war veterans and I even cried at Armageddon.....
So next time I smile and say hi to your little girl and you grab her and tell her "No no dear we don't talk to dirty bikers" remember that even tho you hurt my feelings this "dirty biker would be the first person to run into your burning house to save your little girls gold fish so she wouldn't be sad!!!!
Credit: Luc Perreault

09/21/2022

🐀 bastard can’t cm on my land chase me wen I pi**ed off ne head on me own land out the IRA bring back the brits 🇮🇱

09/21/2022

02/06/2022

Thus song gets me evrytuime HAPPY NEW YAER CHINESE TO. all my Custumers

01/13/2022

I think I am retirijng from bruger

12/05/2021

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Friends don’t give friends he**in or crack co***ne

11/28/2021

He*l yeah brother free are vetananarians🏳️‍🌈

Smiling ear to ear! WWII Veteran John Picardi, 96, holds the M1 Garand again after adding his name with hundreds of others. John served on LST 162 at Omaha Beach and Operation Dragoon. www.theWWIIRifle.com