06/16/2026
🚨 OFFICIAL STATEMENT FOR THOSE WITH A DAD BOD 🚨
We are once again demanding equal representation in the media.
Every commercial has some guy with a six-pack carrying lumber, fixing cars, and jogging up mountains.
Meanwhile, the dad bod community is out here carrying:
✅ 3 grocery bags in one trip
✅ A case of water
✅ A toddler that refuses to walk
✅ Emotional baggage from the 1997 IU football season
Nobody talks about that strength.
A dad bod isn’t built in a gym.
It’s built from:
🍔 “I’ll finish what the kids didn’t eat.”
🍗 Quality control on the BBQ.
🥤 Taking one for the team and drinking the last soda.
🍕 Not wasting perfectly good pizza crust.
The media wants you to believe peak male performance is a six-pack.
I disagree.
Peak male performance is falling asleep in a recliner at 7:42 PM while holding the TV remote and somehow still knowing exactly what’s happening in the game.
Dad bods deserve respect.
Who’s with me?
👍 Team Dad Bod
❤️ Team Six Pack
Let’s settle this debate once and for all.