08/31/2026
MY FINE ASS IS ON THE MARKET!!
Well… my fine ass trailer is. 😂
I’m looking for a location to park September 25th – October 1st.
If those dates look familiar, that’s because… IT’S FAIR WEEK!
We know everybody doesn’t love going to the fair, but everybody usually loves fair food.
So I have an idea…
I WANT TO BRING THE FAIR TO YOU!
I’m looking for a location in Berwick with:
✅ Enough room for 1–2 food trucks and a few small vendors.
✅ Parking for at least 15 cars
If you own a location or know somebody who does, please reach out!
Also, if you’re a vendor and want to set up with us that week, reach out! Sweets, coffee, clothing, crafts, etc.
And I’m planning on going a little crazy with the menu that week. I’m talking…
🌭 Sausage sandwiches
🥩 Cheesesteak sandwiches
🔥 DEEP-FRIED EVERYTHING!!!
🍎 Apple dumplings
🎡 Funnel cakes
🍕 And, of course… PIZZA!
Plus a bunch more fair food favorites that I probably haven’t even thought about yet.
No admission or parking fees. no walking 14 miles to get something to eat. And nobody making your food looking like they just walked off the set of 28 days later.
Just pull up, eat like you’re at the fair, and go home questioning how you got the best fair food, not at the fair.
SEPTEMBER 25th - OCTOBER 1st.
WHO’S GOT A SPOT FOR ME??👇👇