06/29/2026
Hear ye, hear ye!
The Queen has yet another announcement.
Weeks and a day ago, The Royal Family were gathered around the dinner table attempting to have a nice, normal, decent meal cooked by the Royal Chef, Mr Robert Yalf. Suddenly, The Queen began yammering about when she was a tiny princess, and she would watch movies projected outside on the side of the castle. Suddenly, she stood up, and exclaimed "I have a wonderful idea!" Minutes after waking up from being gently tapped on the head by The Queen after mumbling "Gah... Ican'twaittohearthisone", She continued, saying how lovley it would be to have our own movie night on the Royal Lawn and invite all the commoners from the city. She said, "We could have burgers from the bus, The Princess could bring her trailer with her own Dirty Sodas, and other things!"
"Can I sell candy too!?" The Princess asked.
"Of course! What a wonderful idea!", The Queen said, excitedly. "Don't forget the popcorn and s'mores"
The King, still struggling to see straight, said "..and cotton candy!!"
The Queen and The Princess looked at each other, and without a word to each other, The Princess rolled her eyes and said "Look, old man.. this ain't gonna be a circus.."
The King, disappointed, but moving on from what he thought was the greatest idea he had in ages, asked if we should put a poll on Facebook, asking for movie suggestions. Not only did The Queen love this idea, she put The King in charge of the polling website.
So, he did and after listing 106 movie choices, and narrowing it all down with the help of three exhilarating polls, the movie chosen by the people was The Sandlot.
The date shall be Saturday, July 11th, and the location of The Royal Lawn will be a few miles outside of Beebe, in the township known as Antioch. (If you have tried to find us with Apple Maps, you may have already been here before....)
As soon as we have the times all figured out, I'll post an event so we can get a more accurate count of people, and stuff.
