Xlerator Bar and Grille

10/02/2026

🚨 THE LAST CRUISE OF THE SEASON IS ON! 🚨

Mother Nature tried it, but we’re doing this damn thing. 😎🏁

🎃 Saturday, October 3rd starting at 4PM
🚗 All rides welcome
🎶 Outside entertainment
🔥 Gyros $7
🍺 Pabst tasting
🏁 Dash plaques for the first 50 rides!

Bring your chairs, bring your easy-ups, grab your drinks from the bar, and come help us send off our 2026 cruise season the right way!

One last cruise. Let’s make it a good one. 🖤🏁

📍 Xlerator Bar & Grille
Where Nothing Is Half Fast.

09/30/2026

09/28/2026

Of course the weather wants to mess with the LAST cruise of the season. 🙄😭 Here’s how I’d word it:

🚨 CRUISE-IN WEATHER UPDATE 🚨

Well… apparently Mother Nature isn’t quite finished testing us this season. 🙄🌧️

Unfortunately, the forecast is currently showing rain for our final Cruise-In on October 3rd. We’re NOT calling it yet, but we wanted to give everyone a heads-up.

Please keep an eye on our page as we get closer — any decision regarding cancellation will be posted here. 🤞🏼🚗

We REALLY want to get one last cruise in with you guys and finish out the season together! 🩵

And rain or shine, Xlerator isn’t slowing down. 👀 We’ve got some seriously fun stuff coming up over the next few months, and we can’t wait to start announcing it.

For now… everybody collectively tell the rain to GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. 😂🌧️✌🏼

09/28/2026

🏁 MARIO KART UPDATE 🏁

Alright racers… we need you to quit talking about it and GET SIGNED UP. 😂🏎️💨

We currently do not have enough paid players to run the tournament as planned. If we don’t get more sign-ups, we’re going to have to postpone it. 😭

Remember — sign-ups are not secured until paid!

🏆 Double-elimination tournament
🎮 Controllers provided — no need to bring your own
🏁 4 racers per race
🏆 Trophy for the winner
🔥 First 25 PAID players get in

If you’ve been saying “I’m gonna do it”… THIS IS YOUR SIGN. 😂

Tag your Mario Kart people, send this to your group chat, challenge somebody who thinks they’re unbeatable — we just need you guys to actually SIGN UP!

Let’s fill this thing so we don’t have to postpone! 🏎️💨🍌🐢

09/19/2026

If we don’t get enough signup we will have to push the date back!!! Sign up today!

🏁🍄 MARIO KART 8 TOURNAMENT SIGN-UPS ARE OPEN! 🍄🏁

Think you’ve got what it takes? 🎮🏆

OCTOBER 7th 6pm

We are taking the FIRST 25 PAID PLAYERS ONLY!

💰 $5 ENTRY
🏆 TROPHY GIVEAWAY
🎮 Controllers & chairs provided
🚫 No outside controllers
🏁 4 players per race
💥 Double elimination — 2 losses and you’re OUT!

👇 TO SIGN UP:
Comment “I’M IN” below and we’ll add your name to the list.

⚠️ YOUR SPOT IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOUR $5 ENTRY IS PAID.
Cash
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🏁 Xlerator Bar & Grille
WHERE NOTHING IS HALF FAST. 🏎️💨

09/16/2026

Come and get it! 🤤😋🤤

09/16/2026

🇮🇹 TODAY’S SPECIAL — ITALIAN HOAGIE! 🤌

Ham, pepperoni & salami piled high with fresh lettuce and onion on a toasted hoagie roll, served with a side of crispy fries. 🍟

Nothing fancy. Just a damn good Italian hoagie. 😂🔥

Come hungry — we’ll handle the rest.

📍 Xlerator Bar & Grille
Where Nothing Is Half Fast. 🏁

09/16/2026

🚦🍔 WEDNESDAY’S SPECIAL: THE TRAFFIC JAM! 🍔🚦

Yeah… this burger got caught in some SERIOUS traffic. 😂

🔥 Juicy burger + pepper jack
🥓 Crispy bacon + grilled onions
🌶️ Pineapple jalapeño spread
🍓 Bacon berry jam
🍞 All piled high on a toasted bun

Sweet. Spicy. Smoky. Salty. An absolute traffic violation. 😂

🚨 Available WEDNESDAY at Xlerator Bar & Grille!
Come hungry — some jams are worth the wait. 🏁🍔

09/15/2026

🏁🍄 MARIO KART 8 TOURNAMENT SIGN-UPS ARE OPEN! 🍄🏁

Think you’ve got what it takes? 🎮🏆

OCTOBER 7th 6pm

We are taking the FIRST 25 PAID PLAYERS ONLY!

💰 $5 ENTRY
🏆 TROPHY GIVEAWAY
🎮 Controllers & chairs provided
🚫 No outside controllers
🏁 4 players per race
💥 Double elimination — 2 losses and you’re OUT!

👇 TO SIGN UP:
Comment “I’M IN” below and we’ll add your name to the list.

⚠️ YOUR SPOT IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOUR $5 ENTRY IS PAID.
Cash
Venmo- -Rager-9
Cash App- $NicoleRage7

🏁 Xlerator Bar & Grille
WHERE NOTHING IS HALF FAST. 🏎️💨

09/15/2026

🚦🍔 WEDNESDAY’S SPECIAL: THE TRAFFIC JAM 🍔🚦

Our burger got caught in a jam… and we’re not even mad about it. 😂

🔥 Juicy burger
🧀 Pepper Jack
🥓 Crispy bacon
🧅 Grilled onions
🌶️ Pineapple Jalapeño Spread
🍓 Bacon Berry Jam
🔥 All piled on a toasted bun

Sweet. Spicy. Smoky. Salty. Absolute traffic disaster in the best possible way. 😂

Available WEDNESDAY ONLY at Xlerator Bar & Grille!

🚨 Come hungry. Some jams are worth the wait. 🚨