The Funky Bear Bistro

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🐻☘ Two St. Patrick’s Week favorites.Our Corned Beef & Cabbage served with mashed potatoes and whole grain mustard sauce…...
03/14/2026

🐻☘ Two St. Patrick’s Week favorites.

Our Corned Beef & Cabbage served with mashed potatoes and whole grain mustard sauce… and our rich, hearty Shepherd’s Pie topped with golden mashed potatoes and baked until bubbling and perfect.

Comfort food. Irish style. Exactly what this week calls for.

☘ Menu & Drink Specials — March 11th–15th
🎉 St. Patrick’s Party — March 14th

Come raise a glass, grab your favorite dish, and help us send The Funky Bear out the only way we know how — great food, strong drinks, and a whole lot of fun.

📍 73 Sipprelle Dr. Suite A, Battlement Mesa, CO 81635
🎟️ Order online: order.toasttab.com/online/funky-bear-bistro
🌐 www.funkybearbistro.com
📞 (970) 981-3322

🥩 Prime Rib Friday at The Funky Bear Bistro 🐻Starting 5pm ‘til it’s gone (and it will disappear):🔥 10oz Gold Canyon Pepp...
03/13/2026

🥩 Prime Rib Friday at The Funky Bear Bistro 🐻

Starting 5pm ‘til it’s gone (and it will disappear):
🔥 10oz Gold Canyon Peppercorn-Crusted Prime Ribeye
• Brandied demi & au jus (because one sauce isn’t enough)
• Rosemary butter doing the heavy lifting
• Your choice of maple sweet potato mash or garlic whipped potatoes
• Grilled broccolini to keep things “balanced”

No reservations.
No nonsense.
Just a Friday night dinner that’s absolutely worth putting pants on for.

📍 The Funky Bear Bistro 73 Sipprelle Dr. Suite A, Battlement Mesa, CO
📞 (970) 981-3322
🌐 funkybearbistro.com

🐻☘ A St. Patrick’s classic.Our Corned Beef & Cabbage is here just in time for the celebration. Tender, slow-cooked corne...
03/12/2026

🐻☘ A St. Patrick’s classic.

Our Corned Beef & Cabbage is here just in time for the celebration. Tender, slow-cooked corned beef topped with a creamy whole grain mustard sauce, served with roasted cabbage and mashed potatoes. Rich, hearty, and exactly what St. Patrick’s week calls for.

This one pairs perfectly with something cold and green.

☘ Menu & Drink Specials — March 11th–15th
🎉 St. Patrick’s Party — March 14th

Come raise a glass, grab your favorite dish, and help us send The Funky Bear out the only way we know how — great food, strong drinks, and a whole lot of fun.

📍 73 Sipprelle Dr. Suite A, Battlement Mesa, CO 81635
🎟️ Order online: order.toasttab.com/online/funky-bear-bistro
🌐 www.funkybearbistro.com
📞 (970) 981-3322

🐻☘ Shake your shamrocks… St. Patrick’s Happy Hour is here!If you’re looking for a little luck (and a lot of great deals)...
03/11/2026

🐻☘ Shake your shamrocks… St. Patrick’s Happy Hour is here!

If you’re looking for a little luck (and a lot of great deals), we’ve got you covered.

🍻 $3 Beer
🍷 $3 Wine
🥃 $3 Well Drinks

⏰ Happy Hour
4–6 pm daily
All day Sunday

Good drinks, great food, and the perfect excuse to grab your crew and celebrate St. Patrick’s week with us.

☘ Menu & Drink Specials — March 11th–15th
🎉 St. Patrick’s Party — March 14th

Come raise a glass, grab your favorite dish, and help us send The Funky Bear out the only way we know how — great food, strong drinks, and a whole lot of fun.

Thank you to everyone who supported us, laughed with us, and made this place special.

📍 73 Sipprelle Dr. Suite A, Battlement Mesa, CO 81635
🎟️ Order online: order.toasttab.com/online/funky-bear-bistro
🌐 www.funkybearbistro.com
📞 (970) 981-3322

🐻 If you’ve been craving something warm, classic, and satisfying… this is it.Our Shepherd’s Pie is the kind of dish that...
03/11/2026

🐻 If you’ve been craving something warm, classic, and satisfying… this is it.

Our Shepherd’s Pie is the kind of dish that makes you slow down and savor every bite. Savory beef and vegetables simmered in rich gravy, topped with creamy mashed potatoes and baked until golden and bubbling. Simple, hearty, and exactly what comfort food should be.

☘ Menu & Drink Specials — March 11th–15th
🎉 St. Patrick’s Party — March 14th

Come raise a glass, grab your favorite dish, and help us send The Funky Bear out the only way we know how — great food, strong drinks, and a whole lot of fun.

📍 73 Sipprelle Dr. Suite A, Battlement Mesa, CO 81635
🎟️ Order online: order.toasttab.com/online/funky-bear-bistro
🌐 www.funkybearbistro.com
📞 (970) 981-3322

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🐻 Starting the week the Funky way with brunch legends like this smothered Bearrito — golden, grilled, and absolutely bur...
03/08/2026

🐻 Starting the week the Funky way with brunch legends like this smothered Bearrito — golden, grilled, and absolutely buried in green chile + gravy. No regrets. Zero chill.

🕣 New Year’s Day Brunch | 8:30AM–5PM
🍳 Elevated brunch menu
🍹 Crafted cocktails
🥂 Bottomless mimosas

📍 Funky Bear Bistro --- 73 Sipprelle Dr. Suite A, Battlement Mesa/Parachute Colorado
🛍️ Order online: order.toasttab.com/online/funky-bear-bistro
🌐 www.funkybearbistro.com
📞 (970) 981-3322

🐻She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s got avo all over the place. 🥑This toast is serving looks and flavor—crispy, creamy, an...
03/07/2026

🐻She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s got avo all over the place. 🥑
This toast is serving looks and flavor—crispy, creamy, and a little extra (just like you).

Tomatoes? Roasted.
Egg? Runny.
You? Brunching like a legend.

📅 Every Saturday & Sunday | 8 AM - 5 PM
🍹 Crafted Cocktails to elevate your morning vibes
🥂 Bottomless Mimosas—because one is never enough
🍳 A menu packed with elevated brunch favorites that will have you coming back for more

📍 73 Sipprelle Dr. Suite A, Battlement Mesa, CO 81635
🛍️ Order online: https://order.toasttab.com/online/funky-bear-bistro
🌐 www.funkybearbistro.com
📞 (970) 981-3322


🥩 Prime Rib Friday at The Funky Bear Bistro 🐻This is your Friday night plan!Starting 5pm ‘til it’s gone (and it will dis...
03/06/2026

🥩 Prime Rib Friday at The Funky Bear Bistro 🐻

This is your Friday night plan!

Starting 5pm ‘til it’s gone (and it will disappear):

🔥 10oz Gold Canyon Peppercorn-Crusted Prime Ribeye
• Brandied demi & au jus (because one sauce isn’t enough)
• Rosemary butter doing the heavy lifting
• Your choice of maple sweet potato mash or garlic whipped potatoes
• Grilled broccolini to keep things “balanced”

No reservations.
No nonsense.
Just a Friday night dinner that’s absolutely worth putting pants on for.

📍 The Funky Bear Bistro 73 Sipprelle Dr. Suite A, Battlement Mesa, CO
📞 (970) 981-3322
🌐 funkybearbistro.com

🐻 A mac & cheese fit for a grizzly appetite 🧀This Buffalo Mac & Cheese isn’t just a dish—it’s a whole mood. Creamy, cris...
03/05/2026

🐻 A mac & cheese fit for a grizzly appetite 🧀
This Buffalo Mac & Cheese isn’t just a dish—it’s a whole mood. Creamy, crispy, spicy, and downright delicious.

🍗 Crunchy fried chicken on a bed of cavatappi noodles
🧀 House-made cheese sauce that’s rich & melty
🌶️ Buffalo sauce for just the right amount of heat
🍴 Drizzled with ranch & onions to bring it all together

Big flavor, bold bites, and enough cheesy goodness to satisfy even the hungriest bear. Only at The Funky Bear Bistro! 🐻🔥



📍 73 Sipprelle Dr. Suite A, Battlement Mesa, CO 81635
🛍️ Order online: https://order.toasttab.com/online/funky-bear-bistro
🌐 www.funkybearbistro.com
📞 (970) 981-3322

🐻 Weekday problems… happy hour solutions.Work emails. Deadlines. Life doing the most.Good news — the solution starts at ...
03/05/2026

🐻 Weekday problems… happy hour solutions.

Work emails. Deadlines. Life doing the most.
Good news — the solution starts at 4pm.

✨ The Happiest Happy Hour ✨
🍺 $3 beer
🍷 $3 wine
🥃 $3 well drinks

⏰ 4–6 pm daily
☀️ All day Sunday

Because some problems are best solved with a drink in hand and good company at the table. See you at the bar.

📍 73 Sipprelle Dr. Suite A, Battlement Mesa, CO 81635
🎟️ Order online: order.toasttab.com/online/funky-bear-bistro
🌐 www.funkybearbistro.com

📞 (970) 981-3322

🐻 Crispy, Salty, Slightly Addictive 🍟Let’s be clear — these fries are not background characters.Skin-on, golden, perfect...
03/04/2026

🐻 Crispy, Salty, Slightly Addictive 🍟

Let’s be clear — these fries are not background characters.

Skin-on, golden, perfectly seasoned with flaky salt and cracked pepper, and fried to that just-right crunch that makes you close your eyes for a second. You know the one.

They’re the side that steals the spotlight. The “just one more” pile. The reason the table goes quiet for a minute.

Pair them with a burger. Dunk them in sauce. Order a basket and call it self-care.

Elevated Classics | Funky Vibes
📍 73 Sipprelle Dr. Suite A, Battlement Mesa, CO
🧾 Order online: https://order.toasttab.com/online/funky-bear-bistro
🌐 www.funkybearbistro.com
📞 (970) 981-3322

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73 Sipprelle Drive Unit A
Battlement Mesa, CO
81635

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+19709813322

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