Corpse Grinder Coffee

08/08/2026

07/10/2026

Majestic Mausoleum. The perfect blend of premium single origin Vietnamese Robusta and Ethiopian Arabica beans. Small batch mediumly/dark roasted, right here in Lower La Cresta, Bakersfield CA...
This is the best I've made to date-- and it's not for sale, really--
Well, you know everything has it's price....
Never Bitter. Seriously Stong.
You Can Sleep When You're Dead.

05/04/2026

I try to cremate and grind my beans every 2 weeks-- and switch up the profile. For May, I'm brewing up a special blend of Arabica and Robusta beans, straight from Odin's Cup-- Folkvangr Field. Even the slain deserve the Best Coffee In The Afterlife.
(You can look up all my supernerd references on your own time).
I'll bean the same ~ james

05/03/2026

Necromance if you want to...

2.2K likes, 147 comments. "Dead On A Sunday - "The Necro Dance" (Necromance)"

04/28/2026

This morning brought to you by...

04/04/2026

You Can Sleep When You're Dead

03/05/2026

What do you think of this packaging?

03/04/2026

This afternoon brought to by Coffin Creamer. Only the darkest for your cup