10/07/2026
"How hard could it be to patrol the Moon?" You might ask yourself, upon looking at the latest arcade game to grace our floors, the seminal Moon Patrol.
"There's just a bunch of cheese and the bones of dead astronauts up there, what do you have to patrol against?". SO MUCH TO PATROL AGAINST, FRIEND!
You'll contend against flying saucers, rolling boulders, rover-sized Venus flytraps, UFOs that aren't shaped like flying saucers, laser tanks, and your crushing sense of existential despair as you realize that the Moon is not cold and dead, but, in fact, alive...and deadly.
MOON PATROL, the 1982 Williams classic, is a darling of a game, with a charming soundtrack and a delightful little moon rover that hops and bops as you scroll across the endless terrain of Luna's illimitable surface, cragged with danger and LOADED WITH FUN!!!!