10/14/2026
T-Mobile IS BACK ON THEIR SHENANIGANS AGAIN!!!
Seriously,T-Mobile Center … HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA BREAK OUR HEARTS?!
10 times? 15 times? At this point, we’ve had more reliable relationships with gas station sushi.
Sure, Squirrely’s might have let you down once… MAYBE twice… but nobody’s perfect.
But T-Mobile?! They just keep coming back to ruin your plans, interrupt your Tinder swipes, freeze your TikTok dances, and leave you staring at your phone like your ex who never texts back.
WELL GUESS WHAT, YOU BEAUTIFUL DISCONNECTED NUT JOBS?!
Squirrely’s Dive Bar & Grill has FREE WiFi!!!
That’s right! Come on in and reconnect with the world while T-Mobile figures out which potato they plugged their towers into this time.
Surf the web! Scroll Facebook! Swipe right on questionable life decisions! Watch TikToks!
Just remember… 👀
We said FREE WiFi, not NO JUDGMENT. Some of that internet activity can wait until your home WiFi comes back. We have enough trauma behind this bar. 🤣
AND WAIT… THERE’S MORE!
Delicious food!
Cold drinks!
TVs that actually work!
Bartenders with questionable humor and even more questionable life advice!
A place that loves you even when your phone company doesn’t!
So quit staring at those two little bars on your phone and come hang out at a bar that actually gives you something!
T-Mobile may have ghosted you… BUT SQUIRRELY’S NEVER LEFT YOU ON READ!
We’ve been here the whole time, waiting for you to come crawling back.
And unlike your ex… WE ACTUALLY WANT YOU BACK! 😘
SQUIRRELY’S DIVE BAR & GRILL
Annandale, MN
GET SQUIRRELY WITH IT!
P.S. If you’re reading this on T-Mobile… congratulations on finally getting a signal.