09/03/2026
POV: My home mixers said “NOPE! Not today”
Apparently we’re not baking anymore. We’re entering industrial food production.
That whisk is roughly the size of my upper body.
The bowl could comfortably double as a toddler bathtub.
And somehow I’m standing here thinking, “Yep… I can probably fit at least five more batches in there.” 🤣
Festival prep means we went BIG this week. And when I say big, I mean my mixer attachment now requires its own zip code.
But listen… when you’ve got cookies, brownies, cinnamon rolls and a whole festival to prep for, Betty, Martha and Whiskney get the week off. The heavy artillery has entered the chat. 💪🏻🍪🧁
Now excuse me while I climb inside this bowl to scrape the sides. 😂
Festival prep: DAY ONE. Let the chaos commence. 🎪🩷