The Underground Coffee Shop

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IT’S TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭🎄🎅🏽I saw eggnog in the store and that was literally al...
09/27/2026

IT’S TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭🎄🎅🏽

I saw eggnog in the store and that was literally all it took 😭🤣

HOLIDAY EXCLUSIVES ARE SOFT LAUNCHING TODAY!

Now before y’all start NO, these are not staying until December 😭 this first little run is literally just me wanting to start taking pictures and filming the beginning to the ad 😭

For the test run we’ve got:
🎄 Gingerbread Shakato™
🍫 Peppermint Mocha Shakato™
🥛 Egg Nog Latte
☕️ Chimney Soot Cocoa

So basically… consider yourselves my Christmas guinea pigs 😭😭😭
Anywaysssss SEE Y’ALL IN RE*****ON AT 12! 🖤🎄☕️

Let’s talk about yesterday because I genuinely never got the chance to explain what happened 😭😭😭Y’ALL BROKE THE APP 🤣🤣🤣🤣...
09/26/2026

Let’s talk about yesterday because I genuinely never got the chance to explain what happened 😭😭😭

Y’ALL BROKE THE APP 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Obviously there were not 136,000 people standing in line 💀 but the amount of activity hitting everything at once was INSANE.

Y’all were ordering, joining UG Rewards, playing Drink Drop, checking your place in line, refreshing order statuses, using all the little features I’ve spent forever building into the app… and apparently everybody decided to do it at the SAME TIME 😭

By about 10:30 AM, the app had enough and completely crashed** 💀😭 It basically stayed down until around 12 PM, which was terrible timing considering I already had one of the craziest lines I’ve ever had in person.

But honestly??? Seeing this chart afterward had me CRYING 😭 because the giant spike is literally y’all just absolutely abusing every feature I made 🤣🤣🤣

So if the app disappeared on you yesterday, wouldn’t load, kicked you out, or you couldn’t check your spot in line… THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED 😭

Kinda iconic that Underground has officially reached the “UG BROKE THE INTERNET” stage of business 😭🤣🖤

In other news… the Bottled Shakato™ are BACK!Tomorrow at the soccer games, you’ll be able to grab one of our three most ...
09/25/2026

In other news… the Bottled Shakato™ are BACK!

Tomorrow at the soccer games, you’ll be able to grab one of our three most popular flavors:
Brown Sugar
Cinnamon Churro
Pumpkin Spice

These will already be made, bottled, cold & ready to go at their own SELF-CHECKOUT stand! You won’t even have to interact with the truck.

That means if the line is absolutely insane again 😭 you can skip the line completely, grab your Shakato, check yourself out, and get RIGHT back to watching the kids play. 🖤⚽️

$6 each while supplies last!

And even if you weren't here for the soccer games they're just great to have in your fridge! These are guaranteed good for 48 hours after purchase!

P.S. YESSSS before y’all say anything I KNOW 😭😭😭 I literally JUST realized the Cinnamon Churro & Pumpkin Spice labels say banana and shortbread syrup 💀 I’m getting that fixed RIGHT NOW. Mind your business 😭😭😭

WHAT EVEN WAS TODAY??? 😭😭😭🥹I’m not even gonna lie, I am JUST NOW getting a chance to clean up my trailer and process wha...
09/25/2026

WHAT EVEN WAS TODAY??? 😭😭😭🥹

I’m not even gonna lie, I am JUST NOW getting a chance to clean up my trailer and process what just happened because y’all were OUTSIDE today 😭😭😭

Like… I’ve had busy Fridays. I’ve had SLAMMED Fridays.

And then apparently there’s whatever today was: an HOUR-LONG wait with 50+ drinks in the queue basically the entire day. 😭😭😭

If you braved that line and waited an hour for your Underground, I genuinely appreciate you more than you know. 🖤 And again, I am SO sorry about the mobile ordering situation. At a certain point I just had to turn it off because orders were coming in faster than I could physically get them out, and I refuse to keep taking your money knowing you’re already going to be waiting way too long.

I couldn’t respond to messages. I tried to make a Facebook post and couldn’t. 😭 I couldn’t even plug my TV in this morning because there were already like TEN PEOPLE waiting for me right at opening. 💀😭

Y’all genuinely did not give me a SECOND today.

But seriously, THANK YOU. 🥹🖤 Whether you waited 10 minutes or an hour, thank you for spending your Friday with me and being patient while I was back there fighting for my LIFE. 😭

ANDDD if you guys enjoyed those cakesicles today, PLEASE make sure you go show the bakers some love too!! 🖤 Go leave them a review on their pages and tell them how much you loved them because y’all were DEFINITELY talking those things UP at the window today 😭😭😭 I wanted today to be about showing some love to other local businesses too, so don’t let the love stop at Underground!

I appreciate every single one of you. 🥹🖤

Now please let me clean this trailer because it looks like a Category 5 Tornado came through here and I got to get ready to do it all again tomorrow. 😭😭😭😭

GREENE APPRECATION DAY 💚I spent $250 on billboards last week. Tomorrow, I decided I wanted to spend that same money a li...
09/24/2026

GREENE APPRECATION DAY 💚

I spent $250 on billboards last week. Tomorrow, I decided I wanted to spend that same money a little differently. 🖤

A lot of y’all probably don’t know this, but I actually have a LOT of history on the other side of the mountain.

I was born at Augusta Health in Fishersville. I’ve lived in Staunton, Fishersville, and Waynesboro. I went to Tinkling Spring Preschool for a few days before I apparently cried my way out of there 😭, doubled back and did Pre-K and kindergarten at Ridgeview Christian School, graduated from Wilson Elementary, did sixth grade at Wilson Middle, and even had a few days at Kate Collins in Waynesboro.

But the second I came across that mountain, I knew Greene was going to be home.

And I genuinely don’t think I tell y’all enough how much I appreciate the community Underground has found here.

Even when I took my little DC detour, Jess Good and Jessica Morin drove an HOUR to come see me in Re*****on just to get their UG fix. 😭 Now I have at least a few people every single day driving up from Louisa.

But you don’t have to drive an hour for me to appreciate you.
You don’t have to be a UG Rewards member. You don’t have to come every week. Underground doesn’t even have to be your favorite coffee shop.

If you’ve stopped by this trailer and spent your money or liked a post of mine even ONCE, there is a genuine level of appreciation I have for that.

Because that’s your money.

Money you worked for. Money that doesn’t always come easy. Money that, when times are tight, could’ve gone toward gas, groceries, a bill, or that extra little something you’ve been wanting for yourself.

You took a chance with your wallet. You took time out of your day. You stood in my line (sometimes a MUCH longer line than I would’ve liked 😭) and trusted me to hand you something that was worth what you spent on it.

I don’t take that lightly. Ever.

And that’s exactly why I want other local businesses to feel some of the same love y’all have given Underground.

You’ll see me on Facebook supporting other coffee shops, restaurants, and small businesses all the time. I’ll recommend another coffee shop when I’m closed. I’ll make a post when I find something I love. I don’t care if somebody technically considers them my “competition.”

There is room for all of us.

So instead of buying another billboard, I took about that same $250 and put it right back into our local community.

I called two of my FAVORITE local treat makers Morgan’s Sweet Treats & WhiskedByKenz , and basically at a moment’s notice, they dropped what they were doing and made 88 cakesicles for me.

And I bought every single one. 😭

So TOMORROW in Greene, every drink purchased gets a completely FREE cakesicle while they last. NO CATCH!

I’m telling y’all tonight because I do want this to give somebody who maybe hasn’t stopped by in a while a little reason to come see us tomorrow. Maybe you’ve been meaning to come back. Maybe you’ve followed this page forever and still haven’t actually tried Underground. Maybe tomorrow is finally your day.

But I also don’t want this to become “EVERYBODY RUN TO UNDERGROUND, THEY’RE GIVING AWAY FREE STUFF.” 😭

Because the free cakesicle isn’t really the point.

Two other local small businesses got paid for their time, their ingredients, their talent, and their work before a single person ever comes to my window tomorrow.

Greene, thank you for supporting this ridiculous little coffee trailer. Thank you for sharing my posts. Thank you for bringing your friends. Thank you for waiting in my lines. Thank you for trusting me with money that you worked hard for.

And more than anything, thank you for letting me make this place home. 🖤

09/24/2026

CLAIMED

WE HAVE TWO TODAYYYY 😭😭😭

1 GALLON Brown Sugar Shakato CLAIMED
1 GALLON Pumpkin Spice Shakato

Y’all already know what to do at this point 😂🖤 FREE to whoever can come grab it!

📍 Sheetz in Madison
⏰ 4:15 PM TODAY

Let me know in the comments which one you want and if you can be there at 4:15! First come, first claimed 🖤

Biscoff Cheesecake Shakato at Home UPDATE! 🖤Hey guys! Just wanted to keep everybody in the loop with what’s going on wit...
09/23/2026

Biscoff Cheesecake Shakato at Home UPDATE! 🖤

Hey guys! Just wanted to keep everybody in the loop with what’s going on with your Biscoff Cheesecake Shakato at Home mixes!

As soon as we hit the minimum number of orders, I immediately placed the order for the flavoring powder and paid to have it express shipped so I could get everything made and sent out ASAP. I hadn’t received any updates on it, and unfortunately I got an email today letting me know that they’re currently switching over to a new fulfillment warehouse, and during that transition, orders have been temporarily delayed. 😭

They’re expecting everything to be processed and shipped within the next week, hopefully sooner! As soon as that powder gets here, I’m getting straight to work on your mixes and getting them sent out immediately. 🖤🖤🖤

I’m so, so sorry for the extra wait, especially because I know some of y’all have been READY for these 😭 I just wanted to be completely transparent and let you know exactly what’s holding things up.

But I PROMISEEEEEE once they’re in your hands, y’all are going to absolutely LOVE these. 😭🖤 Thank you so much for being patient with me!!

09/23/2026

CLAIMED

Okay y’all, SAME THING TODAY 😭😭😭

We ended up with a little less left over this time, but I still have:

~½ gallon of Brown Sugar Shakato
½ gallon of Pumpkin Spice Shakato

And once again, I would MUCH rather give it to somebody than pour it down the drain 😭

If you can meet me at Sheetz in Madison around 4:00 PM today, comment below that you’re available!

First people to respond get it once it’s claimed, it’s claimed! 🖤

09/22/2026

CLAIMED

Hey guys 😭 I just finished up a private event and we had a BIT extra… and by a bit, I mean like 4 GALLONS 💀

I have Strawberry Shortcake and Coconut Cream Shakato left over, and I genuinely started trying to pour it down the sink and COULD NOT bring myself to do it 😭😭😭

I can’t reuse any of it, so if anybody is anywhere along my stretch from Warrenton back to Stanardsville and wants some, PLEASE let me know. I am more than happy to give you as much as you want 💀 Bring a container, a bucket, a jug, I genuinely do not care 😭

Otherwise all 4 gallons are going in the trash and that is hurting my soul to even type 😭

FREE. PLEASE TAKE IT. 😭💀

I hate this comment. And I typically don’t get mad over stuff like this, but I’m going to tell you right now: this is on...
09/22/2026

I hate this comment. And I typically don’t get mad over stuff like this, but I’m going to tell you right now: this is one of those comments that eats away at me a little bit every time I hear some version of it.

If it does not make money, it does not make sense.

What do you mean I “don’t want business” because I left early? 😭 I am running a BUSINESS. I’m spending my time in Waynesboro when I could’ve been in Ruckersville and sold damn near $1,000 in product, but instead I’m sitting here four hours later at roughly $50 in sales.

And saying I “marketed nothing except TikTok” is just not true. That TikTok has 10,000 views. I also spent over $250 on FOUR digital billboards that have been running all week in and around Waynesboro. I spent around $50 in gas getting there and back. I stocked specifically for the day. There’s product, supplies, operating costs, and my TIME. By the time you add everything together, I spent damn near $500 trying to make Waynesboro happen today.

Did I post in the community Facebook groups? No. I’ve already said that. But please don’t turn that into me doing “nothing” and then tell me the problem is me.

I have taken this trailer to places in the middle of nowhere, an hour away from home, and SOLD OUT. Louisa showed out. Arlington showed out. Ruckersville regularly shows out. There are days where by 12:00 PM we’ve already sold through $750 worth of drinks.

And remember: my drinks start at $5.50. I’m not selling $30 entrées where six transactions can make a morning worthwhile. One day and I mean this seriously run a small business like this for a day. Try making a product that starts at $5.50 while paying for ingredients, cups, lids, equipment, gas, advertising, card processing, insurance, maintenance, and everything else that comes with operating, and you will understand VERY quickly why I cannot sit somewhere indefinitely hoping somebody eventually comes.

I gave Waynesboro a shot. A real, expensive shot. It didn’t work today. That’s okay! Not every location is going to work for Underground.

But leaving after four hours and six drinks does not mean I “don’t want business.”

Knowing when to stop losing money IS business. 😭

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