Matunda Bar - Msasani

22/10/2025

Michael Jackson alikuja Tanzania February 17, mwaka 1992 akiwa na lengo la kutembelea Ngorongoro, hata hivyo safari hivyo ilisitishwa Kwa sababu alipofika Dar Es Salaam alianza kuumwa pua kutokana na joto kali na kumpelekea kuifunika na kitambaa, Watu wengi walitafsiri kuwa alifunika kwa Sababu aliona Tanzania inanuka. Ukweli ni kwamba alikuwa anaenda kulala Matunda Bar - Msasani lakini alipofika kwenye daraja la Selander ile harufu ya maji ya Mto Msimbazi yanapochanganyika na maji ya bahari ya Hindi ilimzingua puani kwa sababu alishafanyiwa upasuaji wa pua. Hivyo ilimlazimu kurudi Marekani akamuone daktari wake.

16/03/2025

BAYANKOLE TRIBE WHERE BRIDE’S AUNT MUST HAVE S*X WITH THE GROOM TO TEST HIS POTENCY!!!

Marriage in this Bayankole tribe is of great importance as parents derive joy and pride from their children’s marriage.

According to this Ugandan tradition, when a girl gets to the age of eight or nine, it is the duty of her aunt to groom her for family life.

Virginity in this culture is held in high esteem so the girls must abstain from premarital s€x.

The Ankole tribe considers the slim physique unattractive. To them, fat is simply sexy. So when girls get to the ages eight and nine, they are required to go through a fattening process. This is usually done to speed up the weight gain of the girls so they can attract a husband.

The Banyakole marriage involves several ceremonies including a Giveaway period know as “Kuhingira” where the relatives and friends of the bride present her with gifts such as cows and other food items to take to her matrimonial home.

On the wedding day, a feast is organized at the bride’s home where the father is to slaughter a bull while at the groom’s home there is also a feast to consummate the marriage.

But first, there has to be one last ceremony, that involves tests that must be done by the bride’s aunt.

It involves the bride’s aunt testing the sexual ability of the groom by having s€x with him. This is to make sure they are potent.

During the act, she learns all his s€x tricks as well as favorite styles so she can gift her niece with pointers on what the goom likes sexually.

After confirmation is done the bride is then taught by her Aunt and allowed to consummate the marriage by being sent by her Aunt to the husband with her blessings.

What do you all think?😂😂💖💖💖
Am heading to uganda🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

16/03/2025

28/01/2025

"Kupata Uraia wa Tanzania kwa wachezaji wa Singida Black Stars ni rahisi kuliko Mtanzania wa kawaida kupata kitambulisho cha NIDA. Tumefika pabaya k**a nchi, watu wanagawiwa uraia k**a njugu ili tu kukwepa kanuni za mpira wa miguu? Mtanzania wa kawaida anasotea kitambulisho cha NIDA kuliko mgeni anavyoweza kupata URAİA na Passport!" Jemedari Said, Mtangazaji wa Crown Media.

15/06/2024

I thank all my best friends who took their time to inbox and or call me and notify me of my Facebook account incident, that I managed to restore instantly!

29/04/2024

A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my friend walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my friend was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted.

My friend got the job.🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️

13/01/2024

All the time, you just have to know the secret handshake/wink combination and you will be good to go.

26/12/2023

13/12/2023

Spotting the Difference: Cheetah vs. Leopard - Nature's Fashion Showdown!
Alrighty, picture this: the fashion show of the savanna! In one corner, we've got the sleek and slender cheetah, the supermodel built for speed. It's got this stunning tan coat with sleek black spots, and don't miss those fabulous tear-shaped stripes—totally its signature look!

Now, over on the other side, strutting its stuff, is the leopard, the all-around versatile diva of the catwalk. It's got these rosettes that scream sophistication—golden or creamy spots in a chic circular pattern. No tears, just pure glamour!

Habitat-wise, think of the cheetah as the sprinter who loves the open fields, where it can unleash its 'zoom zoom' mode. Meanwhile, the leopard's more like the jack-of-all-trades, rocking forests, mountains, savannas, and even city life. Talk about adaptable!

When it comes to dinner plans, the cheetah's all about that quick, speedy takeout. It's the Usain Bolt of the animal kingdom, dashing after prey at 60 miles per hour! But our leopard friend? It's the stealthy ninja, employing surprise attacks and hauling its dinner up a tree for a private feast. Classy move, right?

Socially, the cheetah's like, "I'm good on my own," preferring solo living, while leopards are more of a "sometimes I feel social, sometimes I don't" kind of bunch, with some living the single life and others forming casual friend groups.

Size-wise, the cheetah's like the tall, lanky model—around 3.5 to 4.5 feet—but don't be fooled by those long legs! And the leopard? It's not far behind in length but might vary more in weight, just like our unpredictable wardrobe choices.

So, there you have it! Two fabulous felines strutting their stuff in their own unique ways on the wild catwalk of life.

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12/12/2023

Did you know?
Camping vs. Glamping: A Wild Showdown
Yo, adventurer! Ever wondered about the wild choices out there to shack up in nature's backyard? Well, hold onto your marshmallows because here's the lowdown on camping versus glamping - the ultimate outdoorsy showdown!

Camping: The "Rough It Out" Deal
Okay, so camping is like nature’s boot camp. You’ve got these basic tents, right? No fancy stuff, just the bare essentials. Think sleeping bags, campfires for dinner, and shared bathrooms that could challenge your survival skills. It's all about getting back to caveman roots, setting up tents, and using twigs to roast marshmallows. It's wild, it's gritty, and it's like a DIY adventure that might just leave you smelling like the great outdoors for days. But hey, it's a budget-friendly, "I did it myself" kind of deal.

Glamping: Where Nature Meets Champagne Wishes
Now, picture this: luxury meets the wilderness. Glamping takes camping and dunks it in a hot tub of comfort. You're talking about plush tents with king-size beds, probably fluffier than your pillows at home. And guess what? Private bathrooms, hot showers, and electricity that keeps your Insta game strong - all right there in the middle of nowhere. You get your gourmet meals served on a silver platter, guided tours where you're treated like a royal safari explorer, and spa treatments that'll make you forget you're even in the wild.

In a nutshell, camping is like the rugged adventurer who’s friends with mosquitoes, while glamping is the diva who won't step out without five-star treatment. Both bring you closer to nature, but it's a showdown between "rough it out" and "pamper me silly." Pick your wild poison wisely, folks!

So, whether you're roasting marshmallows by a campfire or sipping champagne under the stars, the great outdoors has something for everyone. Go on, choose your adventure - just make sure to pack the bug spray or the butler, depending on your style!
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