The Spiffy Dapper

The Spiffy Dapper The Worst Bar in Singapore is back. Come find us at 294 Rivervalley Rd 238335. The Spiffy Dapper started off as a hole in the wall in Boat Quay. Welcome home.
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Operating Hours
Tuesday - Saturday
6:00pm - Late

Reservation - https://calendly.com/spiffydapper/reservations?month=2025-05

Contact us at [email protected] | 92483771 Nothing special, just good banter and half decent drinks. As a matter of fact, it is a surprise that anyone bothered to climb up the smelly stairs and drink in that sh*t-hole. Anyways, after a year of dodgy operations, our cu

stomers decided to give us money to move us to a slightly bigger space in Amoy Street. A really bad investment decision on their part we think. But not having any scruples, we took the money and spent it on useless expensive machines which we are not sure how to use. So here we are, still doing the same ol' half-decent drinks and in a larger and cleaner venue. We apologise for the lack of rodents, roaches and weird smells. But we have kept the main attractions for you buggers. George is always drunk and chasing customers away, and the new recruits are no better at customer service than Gorilla's with butt-plugs swimming in the Indian Ocean. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

08/01/2026

Virgin Negroni by The Spiffy Dapper

No gin.
No vermouth.
No Campari.

Just triple-filtered, small-batch water
Stirred aggressively for character.
Garnished with the usual suspect

Tastes like: Forced hydration

Dry January is wild. Come see us!

07/01/2026

Dry January is just bartenders role-playing as furniture.
Another day has gone. Please send help.

01/11/2025

If peace won’t find you, hear me out.

31/10/2025

Hope these pieces of advice come in handy. Cheers!

29/10/2025

Some nights deserve more than just a table.
Book out The Spiffy Dapper and own the room. Whether it is birthdays, corporate mischief, or a night with the people who matter, we make it feel like your bar.

If you want to get your hands dirty, our Cocktail Masterclass is where the tricks of the trade come out. Shake, stir, taste, and learn exactly how bartenders make magic look easy. You leave with more than a drink. You leave with bragging rights.

Great drinks. Real stories. A bar that actually feels fun to be in.

Enquire now.
294 River Valley Rd • 5PM till late

17/10/2025

“Works on lighter too.”
📍294 River Valley Rd, Singapore 238335
Open daily from 5 PM till late.

04/10/2025

You don’t have a drinking problem. You have a drinking potential. Tap in and max yours tonight.
📍 294 River Valley Rd
🕔 5PM till late, daily

Address

Raffles Park

Opening Hours

Monday 17:00 - 00:00
Tuesday 17:00 - 00:00
Wednesday 17:00 - 00:00
Thursday 17:00 - 00:00
Friday 17:00 - 00:00
Saturday 18:00 - 00:00
Sunday 18:00 - 00:00

Telephone

+6587428908

Website

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