Bar Samurai and Geisha Lounge

Bar Samurai and Geisha Lounge Spanish flavors, Japanese vibes.

21/09/2026

When you get mad and start throwing punches…
but your coworker stops you before you can do anything 😭
“Bro… you good?”
And suddenly it turns into a bromance. 🥹💀❤️

20/09/2026

When you’re broke and need more hours… 😭
Manager: “Hey, you wanna clock out early?”
Me: 🏃‍♂️💨 BOLTS OUT THE DOOR
“Absolutely.” 😭💀

19/09/2026

When a customer starts giving you suggestions like they own the place…
Bro… I just work here. I can’t do NONE of that. 😭💀

18/09/2026

When your coworker is about to start a new job…
Me: “Girl, NO. You’re staying right here.” 😭💀
proceeds to tie her down

17/09/2026

When your work bestie is having fun with someone else…
and you’re just standing there mocking them like:
“Wowww, look at you two.” 😭💀

16/09/2026

“How to properly sweep the floor.”
Step 1: Sweep.
Step 2: Turn the broom into a dance partner. 💃🧹😭

15/09/2026

“Do this before you shake at the bar.”
Bartender: say less 🍸😭

14/09/2026

“We never judge each other.” 🥰
Also us under the table: WHACK “LOOK AT ME.” 😭💀

13/09/2026

Coworker: “If I was dead, would you find a new bestie?”
Me: “No… I’d drag you around with me.” 😭💀

28/08/2026

POV: You clean everything early because you’re trying to be responsible… and somehow the manager is still mad at you. 😭😂

Bar Samurai employees know the struggle. 🥲🍻

Tag the coworker who would do the exact same thing. 😂

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Lapu-Lapu City

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