16/09/2026
To the group of about 8 young lads that graced us with your company at 10.25pm on Saturday night, we apologize our entertainment wasnt quite up to your standard and you had to take it upon yourselves to make your own entertainment by defacing one of our bar leaners in the right hand corner of the back room with horrible slur and despicable emblems, im sure we could have provided some colouring books had you asked. Kudos to you though for making our jobs easy by doing this right in full view of the camera.
As I'm sure you can understand we dont tolerate having our property defaced, as im sure you wouldn't appreciate having your own defaced, we also have no tolerance for the horrible slur you have covered it in.
To slightly redeem yourselves, save yourself alot of embarrassment and save us another job of having to post the footage to get names of the culprits, along with the photo of the table to show why we require the names, you could make contact with us by Friday to arrange a time and a plan as to how you will remove this before it offends anyone else.