04/04/2026
Hey legends, the Southbridge Hotel is cranking it up today from 11am – vibes incoming!
Handles and jugs flowing smoother than your weekend plans (keep it responsible, yeah?).
Snacks and dinner? Fresh, hot, and calling your name.
Bottle Store Lowdown:
Yesterday (Good Friday)? Nada – the law was the ultimate buzzkill.
Today? Wide open from 11am – load up on the good stuff!
Tomorrow (Easter Sunday)? Locked down tight – no takeaway alcohol sales allowed by law. Family feasts only, no feasts of the fizzy kind. 🐣
Skip being the legend who hits us up tomorrow with "But I thought you were open every day? 😩" – sort your stash today and dodge the disappointment!
Now, those cheeky Easter Sunday questions we get every year? Spoiler: They're all a big, hilarious NO – 'cause the law's got eyes everywhere, and we're stickin' to it!
"Is the bottle store open?" Nope – closed for takeaway booze. Go hug an egg instead! 🥚
"How about the back door?" Dream on – even the bunnies aren't sneaking in. 🤣
"Can I pay you tomorrow?" Tomorrow's a no-go zone – today's your shot! 💸
"Don't sell it to me, how about gifting?" Gifts? Only if it's chocolate – alcohol's off-limits. 🎁
"How they gonna know?" They will, trust us. Save the detective work for Easter hunts! 😂
Head over to Southbridge Hotel today for the laughs, the loot, and legendary times. Catch you soon, you cheeky champs! 🚀