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🥔 Loaded Jacket Spuds
⚠️ Dangerously addictive
🔥 Seriously good

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11/11/2026

🥔 THIS WEEK 🥔
JACKET SPUD GIVEAWAY

One winner in each town!

HERE'S HOW...

● Follow Kai Cartel
● Tag a mate and tell us which town you want to collect from
● Share (not compulsory but always appreciated)

⚠️ IMPORTANT: Make sure you comment on the original post over on our page!

Winners will be drawn on the corresponding day for their chosen town.

🫟 MATAMATA
Thursday
📍 53 Firth Street (RHF TYRES matamata)
🕔 From 5pm

🫟 MORRINSVILLE
Friday
📍 51 Anderson Street
⏰ From 5pm

🫟 CAMBRIDGE
Saturday
📍 Corner of Browning & Burns Street
⏰ From 12pm

Three towns. Three days. Three free spuds.

LETS GO LEGENDS! 🤛

09/11/2026

🏁 MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO...

😈 Devilschild Burnout crew

The legends at RHF TYRES matamata took their car along to Kaikohe Burnouts over the weekend and came home with 1ST PLACE IN THE OPEN CLASS! 🏆👏

🤘 CHECK OUT THEIR MERCH!

Head over to their page, guys! They've got some mean threads in stock and ready to fly out the door!

07/11/2026

I see there's some fresh competition in the field 🧐

Kai Cartel for the WIN! 🇳🇿 😂

YOUR VOTE.
YOUR VOICE.
USE IT.

06/11/2026

🚨 MEATBALL MADNESS

🥔 JACKET SPUD
Loaded with all the goods 👇

🧄 Garlic or Standard butter
🧂 Rock salt & Cracked pepper
🧀 Three cheese blend
🥬 Slaw
🧅 Crispy onions
🥫 Sauce of your choice

06/11/2026

Mussel Madness stopped by for their spud fix 😎

If your after jumbo fritters and gourmet seafood, add this to your to-do list.

You won't be disappointed! 😋👌

05/11/2026

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨
TONIGHT...

NEW TO THE MENU
MEATBALL MADNESS!

Meaty balls +
Juicy sauce =
A tissue we'll provide to clean up the mess left on your face! 🤪🤤

SIMPLY:

● Follow Kai Cartel
● Tag a mate you AIN'T sharing with 🤭
(ALL TAGS MUST BE ON THE ORIGINAL POST, OVER ON THE PAGE)
● Share this post (not compulsory)

One winner drawn at 4:30pm today!

📍 53 Firth Street (RHF TYRES matamata)
🕔 From 5pm

30/10/2026

🚨 MEATBALL MADNESS

🦸‍♂️ BIG BALLS
💥 BIG FLAVOUR

Wrap your GOB around these ones!

● Roll them between your cheeks
● Give them a little nibble
● Taste the explosion

Balls so saucy these buggers need an R18 LABEL! 🔞😆

Tag a mate who would absolutely inhale these 👇

DROPPING TOMORROW! 🔥

WARNING: May sq**rt under pressure. Handle accordingly 🤪

29/10/2026

🎆 LIGHT UP THAMES 🎆
Family pass up for grabs!

To enter, simply...

🎃 FOLLOW Kai Cartel
🦇 SHARE (not compulsory)

And tell us...

😈 THE DEVIL JUST ENTERED YOUR HOUSE.

Your only protection is whatever's sitting to your left right now…

WHAT'S YOUR WEAPON, AND HOW STUFFED ARE YOU? 💀

Drop your answer in the comments (ON THE ORIGINAL POST. ON THE PAGE.) We'll go first 👇

One winner drawn tonight at 7pm.

GOOD LUCK, LEGENDS! 🧟‍♀️

28/10/2026

🚨 FEED ON US 🚨
Tonight!

x1 Loaded Spud of your choice
x1 Drink

🕔 From 5pm
📍 53 Firth Street (RHF TYRES matamata)

✅ ️Follow Kai Cartel
✅ ️Tag a mate
✅️ Share if you care (not compulsory)

COMMENT ON THIS ORIGINAL POST OVER ON THE PAGE.

One person drawn at 4.30pm.

21/10/2026

🚨 JOB VACANCIES 🚨

We're after the following legends to join our crew...

🧀 CHEESE MILKER
Must have experience milking trees. No tree, no cheese. Simple.

🥔 POTATO GROWER
Must be able to grow spuds out of thin air. Black magic, witchcraft, whatever works.

🐄 COW NAPPERS
Two solid fullas required.

One to put the cow in a chokehold, the other to tackle its arse end 💀🤣

- Must be available for immediate deployment.

- Must provide own getaway vehicle.

- Must be comfortable working with uncooperative livestock.

❤️ Jokes aside, we're sorry, team. We know everyone's feeling the pinch, and this wasn't a decision we wanted to make, but we've had to put our prices up, and we're blaming whoever is responsible for this sh*tshow 😤

IF YOU KNOW WHO IT IS, TAG THE MUPPET. WE'VE GOT BEEF (LITERALLY, IF OUR COW NAPPERS COME THROUGH) 👆🐄😂🔥

A massive thank you to everyone who continues to support our little business. We know times are tough, and we genuinely appreciate every single one of you who continues to show up for us. It means more than you know 🫶

Address

53 Firth Street
Matamata
3400

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