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Cust Pub Memes for Mungy Teens owr beers r as cold as owr hospatality! meat raffels n live muzic evry wensdy
tha cust is a must

its unnuva 1 a thos ads dirty des payd us ta post,, he sed hez verry prowd of this flash wives waiten room hes now got a...
24/06/2026

its unnuva 1 a thos ads dirty des payd us ta post,, he sed hez verry prowd of this flash wives waiten room hes now got at his car corral,, i dunno if iyd leev me missus in thear tho becoz she lyks looken rownd at all tha cars same as i do
-dont trust wot duzzint rust, cust mgmt

TONITE yuve got Zitface Zack & his band ,plus Bastard cumin 2 entartane u wile u shuv meat in yur mowf n p**s yur lyf sa...
24/06/2026

TONITE yuve got Zitface Zack & his band ,plus Bastard cumin 2 entartane u wile u shuv meat in yur mowf n p**s yur lyf savens away on rafful tikkits.., f*k yea,,
-cust mgmt

dont brake thees rulz,, last fellar hu put his hoddog on tha tabil got his face reurrangd! 👊-punch n' duty, cust mgmt
24/06/2026

dont brake thees rulz,, last fellar hu put his hoddog on tha tabil got his face reurrangd! 👊
-punch n' duty, cust mgmt

PEEPAL OF CUST  #159Name: Bordyk Ala Bin Ramstestes Mc van der ScuffsAka: "Tom"Job: custland state beer inspecta,, he ta...
22/06/2026

PEEPAL OF CUST #159
Name: Bordyk Ala Bin Ramstestes Mc van der Scuffs
Aka: "Tom"
Job: custland state beer inspecta,, he taks a wee sip owtta evry keg a beer befor it leevs tha bottlin factry 2 make surr no jafa tamperin went on in tha brooin prosess but he sumtyms has too take sevrul sips 2 reely mak surr its safe tu drink (...pls fank him 4 his servass, ok?)
Fav pub grub: can dogfood n spud "s**tta fritta" plus sum of thos big breff mints that sum1 keeps droppin in tha urinuls
Qwote: "if i stoppd drinken at this poynt i fink tha cewmyulativ hangova wuld kill me."
Fav gumboot: Sistema click-n-clokkers

"𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘺𝘳𝘦 𝘙𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘤𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘢 2005. 𝘍𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘙𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘋𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰...
15/06/2026

"𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘺𝘳𝘦 𝘙𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘤𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘢 2005. 𝘍𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘙𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘋𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘻𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘺𝘳𝘦 𝘙𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘣 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘭𝘦. 𝘋𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘴 𝘥𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 '𝘗𝘶𝘣 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘳' 𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘱𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘭𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘳. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘫𝘢𝘧𝘢 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 𝘗𝘖𝘞 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘹𝘣𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘺, 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦-𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘋𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘸 𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦-𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘴' 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵-𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘫𝘢𝘧𝘢𝘴, 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘺𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘶𝘣, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭-𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘊𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦." (-Vorn Wood, locul historrien ).,
-show yur growla on tha pub prowla, cust mgmt

this weks WENSDY NITE MEAT RAFFEL 10/6/26 tommy brung forma mattress actress turnd cuntry singa songwryta Bonnie Blue tu...
08/06/2026

this weks WENSDY NITE MEAT RAFFEL 10/6/26 tommy brung forma mattress actress turnd cuntry singa songwryta Bonnie Blue tu Cust n shes gunna b purformen her favrit bango hits 4 all tha fellas wyle they play wiv theyr meat THIS WENSDY NITE.., Tommy admitts he dun a cheeky wee trik puttin "bonnie blu ###" on the sinebord owt frunt n sed itll get blokes intristed in droppen bi.. well tha pruf iz in the pudden it in as they say
-twangin t***s frm cust mgmt

PEOPAL OF CUST  #158Name: Arron "Error" BrongwinJob: rilayshunship cownsillar n cumyewnitty yoof worka wiv a speshilty i...
05/06/2026

PEOPAL OF CUST #158
Name: Arron "Error" Brongwin
Job: rilayshunship cownsillar n cumyewnitty yoof worka wiv a speshilty in conflikt rezzulooshin
Hobbys: owns a musikill chanesorr n he can play tha "jaws"" feem on it plus "o holey nite"' n "amazin grase'🪚
Nown for: bringen his chanesorr along tu tha pub n givin it a rev up weneva sum1 scorrs a bullzey on tha FARTBORD 🎯
Qwote: "The kee 2 enny helfy rilayshunship is a toostroke Stihl CHANESORR *revvin noizs* BRRAAAAAAAAAAPP!"
Fav pub grub: cheez ham n pynappel toasty,, n pint a chunder lager in 1 of Krissys old sneekers
Ciggy of choise: Dunhill
Fav gumboot: Catmandoo Cropdustas

Cawt up wiv owr paffetic pommy mate jimmie browns aka dipressd dirtman he sed hed neva bin onna kwodbike b4 n neva tryd ...
20/05/2026

Cawt up wiv owr paffetic pommy mate jimmie browns aka dipressd dirtman he sed hed neva bin onna kwodbike b4 n neva tryd wyld turky wisky eeva so i fourt itd b funne tu giv him a go on bofh at onse hahaa
-sip n a rip, cust mgmt

HAPPEy MUVVAS DAY tu all tha milfs owt thear.,. id showt ewes all a shandy but tommys cut me of til iv PAYD ME BAR TAB.....
10/05/2026

HAPPEy MUVVAS DAY tu all tha milfs owt thear.,. id showt ewes all a shandy but tommys cut me of til iv PAYD ME BAR TAB.. i cant say wot it is but he sed itsa BIG NUMBA.., so pub werr qwiet tuday n i clockd owt arownd aftanoon, went n seen old mate Bobby Toker tha chikken choker,. sed he got tu menny chooks runnen rownd his acreage so we spent rest of day swingen axx choppen theyr heds of n frowin em in his SOOP POT,. yum yum..
seen hear is boobbys 2011 Dodj Pieoneer 4dr sidan,, spent last decaid as a chook coop! he rekkins he can get $60 cash trayd in 4 it frum nun ovva then DIRTY DES ,,.i sez yer dreemin.., yud b luckey 2 get 6 bux for it wiv tha amownt a chooken s**t its got on it !
-cluckitty f**k, cust mgmt

u herd tha blond, yud betta get yur arse intu geer n hopalong down tha pub tonite coz its gunna b a gud1 wiv liv muzic f...
29/04/2026

u herd tha blond, yud betta get yur arse intu geer n hopalong down tha pub tonite coz its gunna b a gud1 wiv liv muzic frm tha P**s Monkeys plus Amyl and The Sniffers yeaa
-dont b a drip, eet yur chips.., cust mgmt

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