pattfreshies

18/09/2026

15/09/2026

Every big brand has a beginning.
Ours started with a decision to do things differently. ❤️‍🔥

From one small idea to a growing vision — this is the story of PattFreshies.

And trust us… we’re only getting started. 🔥

14/09/2026

Monday Pressure don dey since 1970 😂😂

Different era. Different clothes. Same wahala! 😩

But in 2026, at least dinner no suppose join the pressure. 😌

Stock your proteins with PattFreshies and remove one headache from your Monday. 🐔🐟🦃

Monday fit come… but e no fit come with everything! 😂

08/09/2026

“Please, I want to buy chicken.” 😩😂..just like saying I want to go to Lagos. Where in Lagos bikonu....Maryland dey, okota dey, bariga dey even lekki dey 🙄😁😁all na Lagos bah...biko this confusion has caused fight o hair no dey my armpit I no get strength🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯😤😤😤

Which part, abeg? Because chicken is not one-size-fits-all o! 🍗😂

Breast? Thigh? Wings? Drumstick? Gizzard? Laps?

Let’s make ordering easier — tell us the part you want and we’ll handle the rest! 💚

05/09/2026

God bless mammy water ke😁😁😁😁😁🙃🙃abeg lemme o Ai🙈🙈

Some customers will go through heaven, earth and even underwater just to get their order 😂😭.. Pattfreshies no ni💃💃💃🙏🙏. FunnyNigeria PattFreshiesAndMore

01/09/2026

HAPPY NEW MONTH 💚
SEPTEMBER 2026
PattFreshies & More — Your Trusted Protein Supplier

29/08/2026

POV: You entered the event with confidence… but forgot that quality protein matters 😂😭

One thing caterers should never compromise on? The quality of their protein! 🐔✨

Don’t let your guests ask, “What did you use to cook this chicken?” 😭😂

Start with quality. Start with PattFreshies. 💚

PattFreshies & More — Your trusted protein supplier.

AbujaBusiness NaijaBusiness

28/08/2026

POV: Friday don reach and even chicken don forget say e suppose behave 😂🐔💃🏽

TGIF at Pattfreshies! Na protein we dey sell, but enjoyment no dey finish 😂🔥

AbujaBusiness

24/08/2026

“I need to beef up my security ooo 😭😂 See as these people WASH my guards like nothing happened! 🦃🚨 Next time, nobody is touching my freezer! 😂”

“Security review meeting tomorrow. 😭😂 Because WHAT was that?! See as dem WASH my guards and carry my whole freezer! 🦃🚨”