Namib Smoked Meat House

25/08/2026

NAMIBIA, WE’RE READY FOR YOU! 🇳🇦
Tomorrow, 26 August, Namibian Smoke Meathouse is OPEN and ready to serve the nation!
Come through for that proper smoke, great meat and good vibes. Your Heros Day just got tastier! 😎
See you at Smoke!

20/08/2026

🔥SMOKED EISBEIN — 1KG FOR ONLY N$190!
Big, smoky, juicy and seriously satisfying!

A whole 1KG of smoked goodness for just N$190.
This one doesn’t ask if you’re hungry… it assumes you are!

📍 Come get your smoke on at Namibian Smoke Meat House

19/08/2026

ITS SMOKEY WEDNESDAY AND WE’RE READY TO SERVE!

The smokers are going, the kitchen is ready, and the tables are waiting!

Come enjoy good smoke, great food and an atmosphere worth sitting down for. Whether you’re here for a quick bite, a proper feast, or just good vibes with good people Namib Smoke Meathouse is the place to be.

Pull up. Take a seat. Let us handle the smoke!

📍 Smoke Meathouse

19/08/2026

BRISKET THAT WON’T BREAK THE BANK!

That slow-smoked, tender, juicy goodness is more affordable than you think! 🤤
300g — N$150
500g — N$270

Big flavour. Generous portions. Small damage to the pocket. 😏

Who Wants Smoke?

📍 Smoke Meathouse

18/08/2026

BEEF RIBS. BIG FLAVOUR. BIG SMOKE.

400g for N$150 or go BIG with 1kg for only N$380! 🤤

Slow-smoked, juicy and packed with that signature Smoke Meathouse flavour.

Come get your smoke on!
📍 Smoke Meathouse

15/08/2026

Saturday has officially entered the building… and you already know Jaco is ready! 😂🔥

Pull up to the bar, grab a drink, get some SMOKE and let Jaco handle the vibes!

Whether you’re rolling with the whole family or just your favourite person, we’ve got you covered:
Party Box
Family Plate
1 For Fun
2 For Two
…and plenty more!

Come have a sit-down or place your order and take the Smoke home.

WhatsApp: 081 240 8688

Jaco says: Don’t just hear about the Smoke. Come taste it! 😂

13/08/2026

THE RIB HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!
Tender, juicy, smoky and packed with flavour ,this beef rib doesn’t need an introduction, just a hungry audience! 😮‍💨🔥
But the real question is… what are you washing this beauty down with? 👀
A. Hans Draught
B. Coke
C. A glass of wine
D. Something cold & refreshing
👇 Drop your choice — A, B, C or D!
Namibian Smoke Meat House,where the smoke tells the story.

12/08/2026

🏆🔥 CONGRATULATIONS, MR JOHN-PAUL RONALD WILLIAMS! 🔥🏆
You are the winner of the “Show Us The Way” Challenge! 🎉
But remember… the Orbit Overload is just your starter. 😏
The BIGGEST MEAL is waiting for you at the Pit! 🥩🔥
See you at the Smoke Pit this Saturday! 💨
Namib Smoke MeatHouse — Who Wants Smoke?

28/07/2026