LuMa Cafe

LuMa Cafe Vibrant cafe in the heart of St Helier
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03/10/2026

Need 2 delivery drivers for this evening. 5pm-8/9pm great rates of pay.

🇮🇪☘️ THE IRISH FOOD CLASSICS HAVE LANDED! ☘️🇮🇪Right, lads… we’ve gone and done it. 😏Our brand new Irish Food Classics se...
01/10/2026

🇮🇪☘️ THE IRISH FOOD CLASSICS HAVE LANDED! ☘️🇮🇪

Right, lads… we’ve gone and done it. 😏

Our brand new Irish Food Classics section is now LIVE packed with the proper stuff you’ve been craving. 🇮🇪🍀

The kind of food that says “sure, I’ll just have one” and somehow you’re ordering enough for the whole parish. 😂

So whether you’re after a taste of home, feeling a bit nostalgic, or just fancy feeding yourself like a proper Irish legend…

You know where to go. 👀

👉 Only available on food.je

Go on. Treat yourself. Sure, it’d be rude not to. 🇮🇪🍽️

🇮🇪🚨 RIGHT, LISTEN UP YE CULCHIES, CULCHIE-ADJACENTS & SPICE BAG GOBSH*TES 🚨🇮🇪We’ve got something NEW landing this week a...
30/09/2026

🇮🇪🚨 RIGHT, LISTEN UP YE CULCHIES, CULCHIE-ADJACENTS & SPICE BAG GOBSH*TES 🚨🇮🇪

We’ve got something NEW landing this week and Jaysus… we may have gone a bit too far. 😂

🔥🌶️ THE ‘NEW’ SPICE BAGS ARE COMING 🌶️🔥

If you’re truly Irish 🇮🇪, you already know the drill…

It’s 7:47pm.

You’ve had “one or two” drinks.

You’re absolutely starving.

Someone says “Anyone want a spice bag?”

And suddenly you’re acting like you’ve just been rescued from the famine. 😭😂

“Ah go on so.”

NEXT THING YOU KNOW — CHIPS EVERYWHERE.

Chicken disappearing at an alarming rate.

Crispy onions flying.

Spice up your nose.

Someone shouting “WHO ORDERED EXTRA SALT?”

And your ma is standing there in the background asking why you’re spending £££ on takeaway when there’s perfectly good food at home. 😂

Well…

MAMMY CAN’T SAVE YOU NOW.

Because our NEW Spice Bags are landing this week and they’re launching EXCLUSIVELY ON food.je 🔥🇮🇪

For the Irish among ye.

For the honorary Irish.

For anyone who hears “spice bag” and suddenly develops the appetite of a Cork man after the pub closes. 😂

Basically…

If you like your food crispy, spicy, salty, filthy and absolutely not approved by your doctor, this is your moment.

👀 COMING THIS WEEK.
🔥 NEW SPICE BAGS.
📱 ONLY ON food.je.

Tag the mate who’d say “I’m not hungry” and then eat half the bag. 👇😂

Go on so. You know you want one. 🇮🇪🌶️🍟

✨ TODAY AT LUMA: A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE FEAST OF CHAOS ✨Somewhere between “I’ll just have a coffee” and “f**k it, give me th...
30/09/2026

✨ TODAY AT LUMA: A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE FEAST OF CHAOS ✨

Somewhere between “I’ll just have a coffee” and “f**k it, give me the Nutella chicken”, today’s specials happened. 🫠

🌶️🍠 SPICED SWEET POTATO Soup — sweet. Fiery. Slightly feral.
🍫🐔 NUTELLA FRIED CHICKEN BURGER — a sentence that should not make sense… yet somehow absolutely does.
🌭 PORK, PICKLE & CHEDDAR SAUSAGE ROLLS — tiny golden parcels of pure emotional support.

Basically, we’ve assembled a menu for every version of you:

The healthy you.
The hungry you.
The chaotic you.
The “I need to know what Nutella and fried chicken taste like together” you.

Come investigate. 👀

📍 LUMA CAFÉ

🥪☕ NEW! Corporate Lunch & Breakfast Packages are HERE! 🎉Fed up with the same sad sandwiches, suspiciously tired pastries...
29/09/2026

🥪☕ NEW! Corporate Lunch & Breakfast Packages are HERE! 🎉

Fed up with the same sad sandwiches, suspiciously tired pastries and someone bringing in a packet of biscuits for the whole office? 😅

We’ve got you covered!

Whether you’re feeding the office, hosting a business meeting, planning a family get together, or simply want to impress people without actually doing any of the cooking… our new catering packages are ready to go! 🙌

✨ Available to order:
🥪 Sandwich platters
🧀 Charcuterie boxes
🥐 Breakfast rolls
🍓 Fresh fruit platters
🥣 Delicious soups
🥧 Quiches
🌭 Sausage rolls
…and much, much more!

And the best part? 🚗💨
We deliver straight to your door!

Perfect for:
💼 Business meetings
👩‍💻 Office lunches
☕ Breakfast meetings
🎉 Family gatherings
🎂 Parties & celebrations
📋 Corporate events

So, let us take care of the food while you take the credit for organising it. 😉

📞 ORDER NOW — Call us on 4915575

Good food. No fuss. Delivered straight to you. ❤️

🚨 🚨After a few days off, we’ve finally stopped pretending we’re responsible adults and WE ARE BACK OPEN FOR TAKEAWAY on ...
29/09/2026

🚨 🚨

After a few days off, we’ve finally stopped pretending we’re responsible adults and WE ARE BACK OPEN FOR TAKEAWAY on food.je. 🍔🔥

And because apparently coming back quietly isn’t an option…

💥 TUESDAY – THURSDAY: BOGOF ON NAKED SMASH BURGERS 💥

That’s BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE.

Yes. FREE.

Two burgers. One checkout. Zero financial responsibility. 📉😂

So if you’ve been sat at home thinking “I wonder when those absolute burger lunatics are coming back?”…

THE WAIT IS OVER.

Get yourself on food.je, order some Naked Smash Burgers and let us sort out dinner.

Your diet can start again on Friday. We won’t tell anyone. 👀🍔

29/09/2026

We are on the hunt for reliable delivery drivers with immediate start! Must have full licence and or transport.

Address

25 Halkett Street
St. Helier
JE24WL

Opening Hours

Monday 09:00 - 19:00
Tuesday 09:00 - 19:00
Wednesday 09:00 - 19:00
Thursday 09:00 - 19:00
Friday 08:00 - 21:00
Saturday 08:00 - 21:00

Telephone

+441534491575

Website

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